I’m going to have to fix that… one of these days.
Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.
That’s not a knife. THAT’s a knife.
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
You’d do better to tell us everything. But to make sure it happens, I brought along a few tools. Just things you pick up along the way. At first I won’t be able to trust you, but after I use this, you’ll own up to a few things. When we get to these we’ll have developed a… how can I put this? A closer bond, much like brothers. You’ll see. And when we get to this one, I’ll believe anything you tell me.
Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a fuckin’ vise. I’ll squash your head like a fuckin’ grapefruit if you don’t give me a name. Don’t make me have to do this, please. Don’t make me be a bad guy, come on.
Look, Tony, I’ve never asked the time of day from a clock but I’m asking you, come to the dance tonight. I already told the gang you’d be there. If you don’t show I’ll be marked lousy.
After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
You have a wonderful sense of humor. I wish I had a sense of humor, but I can never think of the right thing to say until everybody’s gone home.
Son of a bitch ball, why don’t you just GO HOME?! That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME?! ANSWER ME!
SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
Look, I got my rights! This is my home! I just want a little peace and quiet. Now, just do me a favor, willya? Get the hell out of here!
If you remember, McGyvers gave me 24 hours to close. I drew out my own money, paid off my boys… and I’m closed. You can’t buy a drink or turn a card. I’m sitting here in my own house, minding my own business, playing my own piano. I don’t think you can make a crime out of that.
Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations.
Dad, I may not be the best, but I come to believe that I got it in me to be somebody in this world. And it’s not because I’m so different from you either, it’s because I’m the same. I mean, I can be just as hard-headed, and just as tough. I only hope I can be as good a man as you.
No, you wouldn’t have you poncy little git! You’re not the prawn of my loins, your mother’s a bloody liar!
Sir, I… I have a confession to make to you. I’m an Irishman.
Ah, yes. I knew your people, Sean. Your grandfather, he died in Australia, in a penal colony. And your father, he was a good man too.
You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, “You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.” You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys.
Don’t be a smartass!
That’s beautiful! Who said that?