Alex Jones, unfortunately has the I.Q. of a 10 year-old. There’s no way someone with the I.Q. of a 10 year-old could abduct 2 girls in broad daylight and then… somehow disappear.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Tony, how many times do I have to tell you? At night, all cats are gray.
Today is thanksgiving day for cats, but only if they came back from the dead.
The identity of the random cat is not the point.
Miss Randall, I’m afraid you underestimate me. We shall proceed with the pawprinting.
You look hungry! Rats getting too clever, I suppose?
What’s my problem? First of all, I’m a rat. Which means, life is hard. Second, I have a highly developed sense of taste and smell.
Oh, that dirty, double-crossin’ rat! I’d like to get my hooks on him. I’d tear him to pieces!
You promised me I wouldn’t get dirty. You were using me. You’re still using me!
Helga, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.
Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down here!
I mean because people don’t realize the safety risks involved with the removal of - blood and body fluids.
A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love… Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I — I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.
I like to watch.
I love it. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, Mafia hitmen, automobile smash-ups: “The Death Hour.” A great Sunday night show for the whole family. It’d wipe that fuckin’ Disney right off the air.
Good evening everyone! And welcome to Houston, the energy city, home of the defending Rollerball World Champions. This key international battle pits the divisional champions, visiting Madrid, against powerful Houston. - - And here they come to a standing ovation. On the track comes Houston! Houston, lead by captain Jonathan E, again their leading scorer this year.
Another new league record! In addition he hit the sportswriter, the public address announcer, the bull mascot twice…
I gamble, burn cigar holes in the furniture, drink like a fish, lie to her every chance I get. Then on our 10th wedding anniversary I took her to the New York Rangers-Detroit Red Wings hockey game, where she got hit by a puck.
You’re a goalie, you’re supposed to be like that.