Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Pazuzu, prince of the evil spirits of the air, take me to Kokumo.

Don’t fight me, child. I’m the messenger of God and I only want to heal you.

Behold the Metatron! Herald of the Almighty and voice of the One True God!

Pleased to meet you.

Pretty boy, you please me very much.

It must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum!

Why don’t you get over that “mother complex”?

Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!

The ship will automatically destruct in T minus five minutes.

You… BITCH!

30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22… did I… did I say 15?

Well, if there aint’ going to be any rules, let’s get the fight started. Someone count. 1,2,3 go.

1,2,3 go.

“I’m not ready.”

“No one ever is.”

I’m hungry… got any gin?

See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me!

We missed out. We didn’t go to parties because we wanted to focus on school and get into good colleges.

Looks like University of Illinois!

Look at that face, gives you the willies.

“I don’t say he’s a great man. Willie Loman never made a lot of money. His name was never in the paper. He’s not the finest character that ever lived. But he’s a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him. So attention must be paid. He’s not to be allowed to fall in his grave like an old dog. Attention, attention must finally be paid to such a person.”

You can walk right past me, see right through me, and never even know I’m there.

It’s a conjuring trick, that’s what it is. I saw a fellow make a peanut disappear once.