He put… creatures… in our bodies… to control our minds.
Scores of wizards and witches claimed that they only did You-Know-Who’s bidding under the effects of the Imperius Curse. But here’s the rub… how do we sort out the liars?
You can’t handle the truth.
The truth is, I had a chance to sell my studio. But Cloverleaf wouldn’t buy my property unless Acme sold them his. The stubborn bastard wouldn’t sell! So I had to blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit’s wife. Blackmail, that’s all! I’ve been around toons all my life! I didn’t wanna see them destroyed!
Ha ha ha, what a story, Mark!
Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
Video pirates! Man the guns and prepare to defend borders.
Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?
You think Pike and old Sykes haven’t been watchin’ us. They know what this is all about - and what do I have? Nothin’ but you egg-suckin’, chicken stealing gutter trash with not even sixty rounds between you. We’re after men - and I wish to God I was with them. The next time you make a mistake, I’m going to ride off and let you die
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can’t think of anything else.
Breakfast, pal, remember? Main meal. Energy!
But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.
Yes, but what about second breakfast?
No! You didn’t eat your din-din, so you’ll have to wait till lunchtime.
I’ll have what she’s having.
…and two hard boiled eggs!
Have you ever eaten a dog, Mr. Russell?
You see, what we’re talkin’ about here is an organism that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates 'em perfectly. When this thing attacked our dogs it tried to digest them… absorb them, and in the process shape its own cells to imitate them. This for instance. That’s not dog. It’s imitation. We got to it before it had time to finish.
Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
Cry-Baby, when you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.