You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a man out of you
In just seven days
I can make you a ma-ha-ha-ha-han
Dig it, if you can
In just seven days
I can make you a man
It’s alive! Alive!
In this laboratory there is no death until I declare it so.
There’s no fate but what we make for ourselves.
Don’t dream it
Be it
You can’t win; you can’t break even,
And you can’t even get out of the game.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
Chess is basically a search for truth, right? So, I’m searching for the truth.
No. No. How many times have we been here before, Scully? Right here. So close to the truth and now with what we’ve seen and what we know to be right back at the beginning with nothing.
Truth? You can’t handle the truth!
Honey, if you call and I’m not home I’ll be at the gym or the gun club.
Stop, or my Mom will shoot!
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Shirley, I’ve got something to tell you.
Have you heard the news? I got a job.
Some days you’ll have to work until midnight, having dinner with me and a prospective client. Now, I’ll drink too much and won’t remember a damn word the next morning. You’ll have but one sherry and will remember everything.
You don’t have to “sugar coat” it. I get the drill, what are they offering?
Free beers, eh?
Fill it up again.