Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Modern medicine can only do so much.

It is all rubbish isn’t it? I mean… transplants, antibodies. We manufacture genes. We can produce birth ectogenetically. We can practically clone people like carrots, and half the kids in this ghetto haven’t even been inoculated for polio. We have established the most enormous medical… entity ever conceived, and people are sicker than ever. We cure nothing! We heal nothing! The whole goddamn wretched world, strangulating in front of our eyes.

Attention. Tonight’s movie has been “MAS*H.” Follow the zany antics of our combat surgeons as they cut and stitch their way along the front lines, operating as bombs - [chuckles] operating as bombs and bullets burst around them; snatching laughs and love between amputaions and penicillin.

Woof, woof, woof! That’s my other dog imitation.

Well, we’re all fools sometimes. Only you choose such awkward times.

Frau Blücher : I came to tell you that your fiance should be arriving any second!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : [shirtless] Elizabeth! Here, tonight?

Frau Blücher : I suggest you put on a tie!

Come here, sweetheart, let me look at you. Boy, it’s good to see you!

Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?

When I’m good, I’m very good, and when I’m bad, I’m better.

Yes, that would be better. Let me see.

Come up and see me sometime.

He looks like a Fifty-Fifty Bar!

I remember ordering a draught, barkeep. What, are you out of brew, or has that lobotomy finally taken hold?

Professor Nemur, why didn’t you tell me the success of the operation was only temporary?

It’s…it’s so difficult.

Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!

How can you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?

I’m disciplined and organized. I use habit and routine to make my life possible.

Who the fuck does she think she is??