I love you as much as I can.
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don’t you think I do?
This here, right now, at this very moment, is all that matters to me. I love you.
It’s just that when you find the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
“Remember those posters that said, ‘Today is the first day of the rest of your life?’ Well, that’s true of every day but one…the day you die.”
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Just slip on a banana peel, the world’s at your feet
This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order!
This is no cross-examination! It’s a circus!
We bring you the circus, pied piper whose magic tunes greet children of all ages, from six to 60, into a tinsel and spun-candy world of reckless beauty and mounting laughter and whirling thrills; of rhythm, excitement and grace; of blaring and daring and dance; of high-stepping horses and high-flying stars. But behind all this, the circus is a massive machine whose very life depends on discipline and motion and speed. A mechanized army on wheels, that rolls over any obstacle in its path, that meets calamity again and again, but always comes up smiling. A place where disaster and tragedy stalk the big top, haunt the backyard, and ride the circus train. Where death is constantly watching for one frayed rope, one weak link, or one trace of fear. A fierce, primitive fighting force that smashes relentlessly forward against impossible odds. That is the circus. And this is the story of the biggest of the big tops, and of the men and women who fight to make it “The Greatest Show on Earth.”
Be a clown, be a clown, all the world loves a clown.
Wait 'til they get a load of me.
I’m the greatest star!
I am by far!
But no one knows it.
I know you are, but what am I?
You’re a codfish!
You gotta be the one you want to catch.
I was a better man with you as a woman than I was with any woman as a man.
What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful!
That’s stupid with to O’s.