That chick Julie, she’s truly dazzling.
If you could or would, for one brief moment, shut that vast resounding chasm of a mouth, I should be grateful, madam. Grateful.
Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!
Madam!? I’m no madam. I’m a decent, respectable woman!
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
Joseph! How dare you talk to one of my guests like that!
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
You’re ruining my lunch.
Yeah, Banana’s whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter’s wife is dead, look at him, he’s right there!
Yul Brynner is Clinton. Paul and Joanne as Tom and Lee! I know, I hope it has enough content for 'em. Who have I got for Alice? Oh, I know, Carly Simon. I mean the soundtrack album alone will pay for her clothes.
I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we’ve got something here.
You know how you’re always telling us that writers make choices?
“It has to be a playwright who writes thrillers because, I don’t know, Arthur Miller probably has old sample cases hanging on the wall.”
No, listen to me L.B., I have been BEGGING YOU… begging you for a good script. Now you’ve always given me my share of bad movies because you knew I’d make them work. Well I can’t keep doing it, L.B.!
Just because you want it doesn’t mean it can happen. Okay? It’s one in a million, even if you have Brando’s talent. It’s not going to happen for you, okay?
What I want… what’s most important to me is that I have a guarantee: no more attempts on my father’s life.
He received so many menacing letters that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity.
Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The key is to just venture into the unknown, and let your curiosity take hold.
If there’s any justice at all, the black hole will be your grave!
I suppose it’s poetic justice - two McFlys with the same gun.