Cantina Bad Man: Your shooting iron work?
[Buster suddenly shoots him in the head]
Buster Scruggs: It appears to do, yes.
I got nominated real good.
You were good kid, real good. But as long as I’m around, you’ll always be second best .
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
“So, second place… how does it feel?”
“It feels like first.”
Ah come on, Adrian, it’s true. I was nobody. But that don’t matter either, you know? ‘Cause I was thinkin’, it really don’t matter if I lose this fight. It really don’t matter if this guy opens my head, either. ‘Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody’s ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I’m still standin’, I’m gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren’t just another bum from the neighborhood.
Bullwinkle these aren’t fans. This is an angry mob!
A riot is an ugly thing. Und I think that it is just about time that we had one.
Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal’s ‘Love Story’: ‘Love means never having to say you are sorry.’ However, please know that it is with sincere regret… that I must now kill all of you.
I don’t like poachers, male or female.
I hate to break this to you, but this isn’t gonna be an open casket.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her, and she’s not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead.
Now, both you and the police have as much as accused me of being mixed up in the other night’s murders. Well, I’ve had trouble with both of you before. And as far as I can see my best chance of clearing myself of the trouble you’re trying to make for me, is by bringing in the murderers all tied up. And the only chance I’ve got of catching them, and tying them up, and bringing them in, is by staying as far away as possible from you and the police, because you’d only gum up the works.
I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer.
Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one’s all right, he turns legit.
You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
You’ll always find a new trick to deceive me.