That’s the first time in my life… I have ever been grateful… that James Bond is a good shot!
For all things there is a first time. Take her out Mister Savik.
Would you like a tranquilizer?
(Some quotes are best served with the original line, hee.)
Geez, Gordie. Why couldn’t you have gotten breakfast stuff? Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer?
Just give me the key! Listen, I stayed at the Bixby House. I brushed my goddamn teeth right next to the tub where Sir David Smith drowned his whole family, and I stopped being afraid of vampires when I was 12. Do you know why I can stay in your spooky old room, Mr. Olin? Because I know that ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties… don’t exist. And even if they did, there’s no God to protect us from them, now is there?
Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
Like, we’re huge in Europe right now. I mean, we’ve got records… uh, a big record just broke in Belgium
What’s the difference between a Belgian and a lump of dog shit? The Belgian drinks wine, but the dog shit smells good.
Shut up, you moron!
I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
You’re saying that the reason that you’re not doing the job- that I’m PAYING you to do- is, that you don’t have a job to do? Is that what you’re saying?
Are you a God?
Oh, Jesus. Don’t ask questions like that up in wine country. They’ll think you’re some kind of dumbshit, OK?
Then how come it’s white?
I don’t care to see a member of my own race getting above himself.
I’ve been a Catholic all my life, and I’ve never heard of a thirteenth apostle named Rufus.
She’s a Catholic, man. They’re all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew’s good.
So, what’s with you and this Connie Palermo chick?
glares sharply at him As a doctor, you of all people should know the dangers of re-opening old wounds.
That’s a negative, Jim. I do not have the measles.