LIAR! LIIIIIAAAAAAARRRRRR!
As I throw things at my tv.
Brave Sir Donald ran away, bravely ran away, away… 
Or as previously noted:
Trump makes an appearance at Robinson’s latest campaign stop… sorta.
That’s almost kinda sad.
Wow, did I misread that post.
There are no words…
I don’t know if it’s as sad as “Please clap.”
I once had a Charles Bronson “Death Wish” cut-out, pointing a gun at you.
Woulda looked fine up there too.
I think you mean hilarious.
And now Robinsons has been hospitalized and is “being treated for burns following an incident at the Mayberry Truck Show & Parade in Mount Airy.” Poor guy just can’t catch a break!
My thoughts and prayers go out to his wife’s sister.
It wasn’t immediately clear what happened at the Mount Airy event. The Washington Post reported that Robinson “burned his hand leaning against a truck” and “is fine and home now.” Lonergan did not immediately respond to additional questions Friday night.
Maybe he’s just allergic.
Are we sure the truck hadn’t just been washed with holy water?
It’s a right wing truck rally.
Maybe Holy Miller Lite.
Well, given his interest in porn, I hope he’s ambidextrous. Also, I found this paragraph in an article about Robinson amusing in a dry humor sort of way.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, when asked Tuesday if Republicans should halt support for Robinson’s campaign, responded, “It won’t surprise to you know I’m happy that there’s not a Senate race in North Carolina.”
This article among others has this quote.