Of course, we’ll have to turbocharge the hamsters.
Actually, that’s using Internet2. So, we need to upgrade the hamsters to a whole new spec. Might need to get some o’ them nanohamsters.
So that’s why it’s been so slow all day! Damn scientists and their silly experiments. 
Hey, Coldie, is your girlfriend in California? Wait, Sunnyvale, I think that’s where Buffy the VS is set.
Anyway, it’s good to see that someday people will be able to download porn at mindblowing speeds.