What happenss to everybody on Full House? Does DJ end up with Viper? Does Danny find love? How about Joey? What about Kimmy and Dwayne? What happens to the rest?
They all died in a 7.8 earthquake. Tragic really, but that’s the risk you take when you live near a major fault line.
Long story short, nothing happens. The final episode wasn’t supposed to be the final episode, but John Stamos declined to continue the series. You can read more about it here.
That would go for the entire series run…except for the rampant rumors that Uncle Joey was gay.
Maybe that’s what Alanis was so pissed about…
LOL. I remember seeing Alanis being interviewed by Howard Stern, when she talked about her relationship with Dave Coulier, and he being her first. Found that to be a bit creepy at the time.
Indeed. The image of Uncle Joey receiving oral sex in a movie theatre is one I could have done without.
–Cliffy
It’s funnier if you imagine him saying “Cut it out” and doing the hand motions followed by his Popeye “whoa!” and laugh.
You’ll probably curl into a ball and whimper afterwards though. I did.
Or Bullwinkle.
Well, he did have that one woodchuck puppet, who was always talking about wood. Hmmm…
I had no idea about this Alanis/Uncle Joey thing.
And now I need to bleach my brain.
Thanks a lot.
Michelle got a coke problem. Well, half of her did.
Want to make it worse? The song “You Oughta Know” is based on her and Uncle Joey.
Or perhaps that’s what you were talking about. In that case, nevermind. 
I could’ve sworn that they got in a car accident and Danny ended up shooting all the kids.
Nah, it ended with the swoonaliscious Lori Loughlin standing up at the dinner table and declaring “This family has been holding me back long enough, I’m going to Clown College!”
Did anybody see the Flava Flav/Jordan Knight/Brigitte Nielsen/Ryan Starr season of Surreal Life? Dave Coulier & Charo were the only two castmates I think I could stomach having dinner with. (Flava and Gitte need to both be deported [I don’t care where Flav was born], Knight & Starr seem like self obsessed brats, but Coulier seems like a nice and down-to-earth guy [especially when talking to his son]).
I didn’t actually watch Surreal Life, you understand- this is just what I picked up from trailers and hunches.
You’re all wrong. There was a commet, they all drank some punch, and I forget the rest.
The image of Alanis going down on Uncle Joey in a theater. Have we spoiled Full House enough for you?
I did and I agree with you. Coulier seems like a normal guy that took advantage of his brief celebrity status to make his life better for himself and his son and has no illusions of being anything more than he is. I liked him.
And deportation is too pleasant a fate for Nielsen and Flav. I don’t believe in capital punishment but for those two, I’ll make an exception.
(What? I work as an in-home caretaker and daytime television SUCKS. It’s either this or Days of Our Lives.)