Spoonerisms. Not something our @Spoons would say. But he might play this game

I was called a spoonerism today.
Think: Wrekdabeck.

I found it funny.

There’s a friend of Madame P’s who I’ve always said that Rev. Spooner would call a shining wit.


Rev Spooner was out west, and one night after the wagons were circled, he stood watch. Maybe there could have been a better choice, because when he saw four hostiles: “Coming over the rise- red foreskins!”

Some years later he caught the Town Drain to Pittsburgh.

I don’t think I’ve ever been mentioned in a subject line before. I’ll consider it an honour. Thanks, Beck!

Your rental deceptionist called to make an appointment.

I’m not sure if this is a spoonerism, but my Sister in law often calls me her “outlaw”
She exclaims all the time, things are ‘bass-ackwards’

The British show “The Two Ronnies” had a skit user spoonerisms. My favourite was “you are much too titty to be a preacher”.

I’m sure it’s on youtube somewhere. Here’s audio only: The Two Ronnies : Dr Spooner Revisited - YouTube

This is the chorus of the “well known” Pheasant Plucking song.

I’m not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate
And I’m only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker’s late.

I could post the whole thing if anyone’s interested