Staph infection and the mouth
Pink Slime: what’s the issue?
:eek:
**If I Author A Blog And I Die…
Will We Run Out of Helium? **
What the heck kind of blog are you writing??
**Unnatural hair color in the workplace? (work culture)
Help me pick a hairstyle **
** Man attacked by own tie – in what comedy movie?
Moments when you knew a book had gotten its hooks into your soul (minor spoilers)
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Damn! Now my BOOK is after me!
Strange Therapy Methods
I’m getting scammed, right?
Not at all, sir! I assure you that repeatedly giving me large sums of money is very therapeutic!
**“Sex-deprived male fruit flies seek solace in alcohol, bump into walls and pass out”
Call Me Back Already, Dammit!
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I’m starting to bump into walls!
** I used to be a lurker, now i’m a poster!
You just might be a Romney!
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Master: Yes, Grasshopper,
“** The Red Cross is like a crazy ex…
Overheard on Eighth Avenue
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Caine: Why is that, Master?
Master: When you can tell me that, Grasshopper, it will be time to leave. Now, try to snatch the pebble from my hand.
** Just got a new job
I’m sitting next to Eeyore!
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Do you work at the Hundred Acre Woods?
**So you want to fill your soda to the top?
Trick rhetorical questions
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I expect the latter thread to do yeoman work over the next few days.
**Trick rhetorical questions
Workplace griping, anyone?
What value does a college really offer?!
So you want to fill your soda to the top?
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**Sothern California has a Tuba Thief on the loose!
Ask the guy who used to be really poor! **
…but then made a killing in the second-hand tuba business.
**Another Reason to Despise Religion
How often do you check to see whether you have telekinetic powers? **
Match Day!
I’m sitting next to Eeyore!
** Ladies, can we talk about panties?
Die-Hard Geeks, Let’s Talk Linux!
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Die-Hard Lady Geeks, let’s talk about Panty Liners!
Trick school assignments
Neutrinos break speed of light
Kid, if you can pull this one off, you either get an A for sheer awesomeness, or an F for not following instructions…
Ladies, can we talk about panties?
Stuff that seems common, but outside your life experience
Ask the guy who was once horribly depressed, and now is living the ecstatic life
I’ve got MEAT!
So take that vegetarians!!!
Better light-bulbs do exist!
I’m moving to Chicago!
Don’t be too hasty. I hear that Bangor, Maine has fabulous compact fluorescents.
**Ask the guy who was once horribly depressed, and now is living the ecstatic life
I’ve got MEAT! **