Springing the new Sequential Thread

**questions about no-poo: frequency, etc.
Tell me about Geocaching **

Actually I’m still pooping, but now I hide it in the woods for other people to find.

If you call Googling “dirty palindromes” a telent, sure then. Why not? :smiley:

Your worst teacher
Irrational thinking

Well answered, young padawan; irrational thinking is indeed the worst teacher.

**How are baseball announcers able to distinguish different pitch types?
The pinch hit MMP
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“Need answer fast!”

**Largest Feathered Dinosaur yet discovered
“I Am Maru”
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It may be That Time for my dog.
Thinking about divorce

Well, if you couldn’t handle a long term relationship, you shouldn’t have married your dog in the first place.

Words you can’t pronounce
Largest Feathered Dinosaur yet discovered

‘You tranny U.S. haoli’?

Can’t recall film title (drugs, st on chest, naked on sports field)
Obscene Prices For Clothing**

It doesn’t seem like it’s the prices that are obscene.

Facebook throws away a billion dollars
Smokin’ Dope

It spent the first billion dollars on dope and fast women. The rest it just threw away.

My Husband Said I am the Best Wife
I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous.

Mood swings are a problem in your marriage, I see.

** I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous.

When to go to the Emergency Room **

Now would be a good time.

** Plausible “Happy” Ending for Avatar?

H.R. Pufnstuf
**
Pandora is The Living Island! They can turn it all into the Cave Where Technology Doesn’t Work!

**Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.

I’m STILL scared of Ewoks.

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**Why Is ‘Santorum’ Dirty?
Health benefits of cold showers
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I hear hot showers are better for that, though.

**What did Bilbo Baggins do for a living?
H.R. Pufnstuf **

How much did he get paid??

That’s my bud, Johnny LA, boy genius, responsible! :wink:

Q

**Why you shouldn’t text and walk.

I’m STILL scared of Ewoks.**

They haunt your dreams looking for vengence after being trampled to death by you?

What is “the talk” for black kids?
the fastest way to sharpen a knife into a razor

:eek:

It’s been three weeks since my husband died…
I’m sitting next to Eeyore!

She has a good reason you jerk! :mad:

For My German Doper Friends
German language and “th” pronounced as “zee” Is there no “th” at all in German?