**What did Bilbo Baggins do for a living?
Movie one liners **
There wasn’t much to do in Hobbiton on a wet Tuesday evening, so the locals were willing to pony up a farthing a time to listen to Bilbo’s epic command of cinematic repartee.
What does English sound like–REALLY–to foreigners?
Are there any languages that could not be understood if whispered?
He’ll never catch on if I insult him softly enough. “Hey, pig of a foreigner - I fart in your general direction!!” WHOMP
**Domestication of animals
NHL: The Playoffs **
Have you ever killed anything before in your life?
What to look for in a family therapist?
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[li]Why did North Korea do it?[/li][li]Opinion: Why they get away with it[/li][/ul]
(For those who don’t get the joke, perhaps removing the first two words of the second headline? Or, alternately, add a comma between “why” and “they”.)
**Words you can’t pronounce
How to Speak Squirrel **
**What The Hell Has “The Change” Done To My Mother?
Women bringing racy magazines (well, the cover at least) into the workplace.
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** Words you can’t pronounce
How to Speak Squirrel
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**Would you be worried about this?
You Are Stuck On The Titanic-What Can You Do?
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(Sorry, Hypno, I threw in the second pair at the last moment and didn’t notice you’d already posted them)
**Would you be chipped?
I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. **
**What the fuck is going on at the University of Pittsburgh?
Hugs! Given and Received - No Questions Asked **
**Proposed constitutional amendment
Human Vs. Baboon **
Humans are equal to Baboons.
Congress shall have power to enforce this article by well meaning but never the less hilarious legislation.
Would you be Chipped?
Ask the guy who is from 100 years in the future
** Dinosaur Friday!
Ugh, what a dream.
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**Why Is ‘Santorum’ Dirty?
Human Vs. Baboon
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Did you mean to type “Man On Baboon”?
**Proposed constitutional amendment
No law should ever have a religious exemption. **
**Women: What are the psychological effects of overemphasis on women’s looks and sexuality?
Need Opinions On My Clown Costume
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Why does Chinese translate so badly?
Click, or Klick?
**So could someone tell me about toilet waters?
Ask The Guy Who Owned an Exotic Pet Store.**
You Are Stuck On The Titanic-What Can You Do?
Another “screaming kids in a restaurant” thread.
Shaddup you brats, I’m trying to enjoy the icebergs.
**Titanic- 100 years sgo today she foundered
What not to do at the beach **
** How far do you live from Lebanon, Kansas?
Horrifying Bugs Invading Earth**
Great, I’ll put Lebanon, KS on my “Ten Places To See Before You Die” list.