I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous.
I’m quitting smoking, too.
**Going to Tunisia
When Is Horn Honking Appropriate?
**Weddings, greeting strangers in a small town, the usual stuff. Oh and Tunisians just LOVE it when you share your unexpected exuberance with them at 3 am in the suburbs. We have much to learn from these simple people.
Geico Taste Test Commercials
Liquors that don’t taste like alcohol.
NHL: The Playoffs
Is tickling ok
It may be a tactic no one has tried yet
in Cafe Society:
** Greek heros killing wild hogs
Poll: Bacon vs. no bacon
Roasting a pig**
Look out, Porky!
Nature of Moroccan Porn
Is tickling ok
Singly, mashy dreadlock.
Uh, no thanks, I’m gonna stick to David Lynch movies.
**We desparately need a 4th party candidate. Why I’m running against Tripler and why I’ll win
I never knew wood chippers were this dangerous. **
Tripler plays hardball.
**What not to do at the beach
Froggy went a’courtin’
**
Don’t go a courtin’ at the beach!
**What not to do at the beach
We can’t even hug our teachers anymore?
**
Especially not if they’re frogs.
Journey to the Bottom of the Sea - Mariana Trench
Anyone for the Total Perspective Vortex?
Nah, I’m booked for the Black Hole Tour.
Ever gone crazy?
I’ve been feeling my baby move!
But I’m a guy! And I’m not even pregnant!!!
** Ever gone crazy?
Killer Swan
**
**I am so sick of loud motorcycles
Fixing Social Security
**
Yeah, I want loud motorcycles that will fix the debt instead!
** Can I Get Out Of The Military??
Is tickling ok
**
Will you sign my discharge papers now??
Kootchy kootchy koo!
I’ll take a section 8
**If someone replied to a topic with FapFapFap, would you know what it referenced?
Best laptop brands for durability
**
I don’t think “laptop” means what you think it means.
**What rules did the secret service agents violate in Columbia?
graphite powder on bike
**
“graphite” powder…suuuuuure.
**Questions for references from sub home health aid
Is tickling ok
**
No
**Why Do Whites Have More Diverse Hair and Eye Colour
Evolution/selection experiments
**
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Great Rock/Pop Songs With An Accordion
Michelle Bachman’s polka version of Stairway to Heaven was ill advised, to say the least.
I am going to go get into a car accident
Why can’t I be buried on private property?
I dunno, but I admire a guy who plans ahead.