**My crappy, boring life…
Ask The Guy With Machine Guns
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If he has a Crappy Boring life and he has machjine guns, can I ask him from the next state, over the phone?
**How obvious (or not) is this visual joke?
Hot Dogs **
Every visual joke I’ve seen involving hot dogs has been pretty damn obvious.
** Need anything looked up on Ancestry.com?
My crappy, boring life…
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Naaah — not if it’s boring
Gettin’ a lot of mileage out of that thread.
**How to make the guilty party confess?
Feeding a German teenage boy?
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Dieter won’t eat until you confess to your hideous crime of jaywalking with intent to mope!
**What do you do with your awesome God powers?
Avenging Your Death **
“If you strike me down now, I will only become more powerful than you can imagine. I will have awesome God powers! And then you are in big trouble!”
I’ll Have Another: Risk of running Vs certainty of studding
2012 World Series of Poker
Whatever his prowess at stud, he’ll make millions selling Horses Playing Poker prints.
Historic examples of “Fools! I’ll show them all!” or “With Blackjack, and Hookers!”
Id this politician?
David Vitter? Barney Frank? Jerry Springer? Eliot Spitzer? C’mon, we need more hints.
** Ear cartilage pain?
Is Malta a good vacation spot?**
Yes, except word has gotten around, and now Malta is full of people holding their heads funny and saying “Ow!”.
**What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
Fun, Ridiculous Websites **
:dubious: Boy, you’ve led a charmed life, haven’t you?
Any of you not qualified for your present position?
Ask The Guy With Machine Guns
Ah, no, of course you’re qualified. :smack:
**UGA professor arrested for transvestite prostitution
I pit southern girls
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My husband worked on something neat!
Jerry Sandusky’s Jury
**How would the US government deal with an alien landing?
Camping and Hiking in Scotland (Advice Needed)
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Aliens landed on the White House lawn? Screw that, I’m off to the highlands.
**Single Mom needs Shaving Lessons fo 16yo son
What’s your “doing it” music?
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Probably “Shave and a haircut”
**The worst marketed movies of all time.
John Carter (of Mars)
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Only too true…
**UGA professor arrested for transvestite prostitution
Listen, when you call me at 1:30 AM…
Is it took much to ask that you take a flattering picture
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Cause if you don’t, I’ll get arrested!
**Airplane hours
My cat is a LOLcat! (picture of course)
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Is it a catcopter?
**Listen, when you call me at 1:30 AM…
Jack Hanna is still a moron.
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He was a moron when you called me at 10 PM, now let me sleep!
How do I prevent these wrong number calls to my home?
B-52 bombers
After the fourth wrong number in a row, it would certainly be tempting…
Poll: Are you better off than your parents?
Why is there a crawfish living in my basement?
Alright, you’re not better off than your parents.
**Tourists in US: complaining about food
Where should my family travel to in your state? **
Inner city Cleveland, around 2 a.m. There’ll be lots of nice folks to help you find a well-cooked meal.