What will be the next SDMB Milestone?
Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years as monarch
That’s more HM’s milestone than ours, really.
Wimmens! PLEASE Mark Stuff Us Guys Ain’t Supposed To Eat…
Too much fat in the Crematorium sets it on fire.
“He ate too many Wendy’s triple cheeseburgers, so we’ re posthumously charging him with arson.” Yeah, like that’s gonna fly.
Too much fat in the Crematorium sets it on fire.
You learn something new everyday!
But preferably you learn it without setting things on fire.
**The Republican Worldview: A Question
What would it take to cause the collapse of the US? **
Single payer.
Garland Peed and Gary Kreep …
The “Bad Smells” thread
The world’s youngest hitman
Huh. For the first time, my dad told me (out loud!) that he loved me.
Of course I still carried out the hit, but it was nice that those were the last words that he said to me.
Ok, so…a commode…
Totalled my car!!
:eek:
:dubious:
Pics or it didn’t happen!
** I Got My CPAP Machine Today!
Ok, so…a commode…**
No, read it again, numbnuts. That’s C…
P
… A… P… :rolleyes:
**Catcopter (not for the faint of heart)
Totalled my car!! **
A flying cyborg cat was disturbing enough, but who knew it was armed?
**Hot Dogs
Meat! **
Well, that’s debatable.
Awww, but setting things on fire is the fun way to learn stuff!
**Ray Bradbury dead
Meat! **
But you have to cook it at Farenheit 451…
Best credit card for miles?
High five
**My Continuing Education: Male Escort
I got a job! **
These caught my eye from the BBC
** Will the Olympics bring more prostitutes?
Bank of England considers rates **
**Which preschoolers’ TV shows are the most tolerable?
You should be watching Breaking Bad. You will thank me.
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So, dating someone with Lupus, getting serious
Why the hell do I have to get an MRI?
It could be worse. If you were dating someone with a sinus infection, you’d need a liver transplant.
** How do small insects survive high winds?
Going “underground” to avoid the draft?**
Works for ants, anyway.
What did John Mayer say in interviews that was so offensive?
"The last time I saw the dishwasher, it was swimming out to sea…"
Some of us take our kitchen appliances way too seriously.
**Office bikers: How do you clean up after biking to work?
Stannous fluoride
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**Help me decide on a Kindle
Help me pick a tablet, Ipad, something else??
**
**Something’s crapping in the basement window
My crappy, boring life…
**
Curb your life!!