**Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know?
Snake Handling Pastor Bitten; Dies-Why?
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Everybody makes fun of NJ for being awful. What does NJ have that’s the best you can get anywhere?
Cultural references you’d find quite handy if only anyone else knew them (with bonus questions!)
Bonus question 1: OK, forget best. Does NJ have anything that’s good?
Bonus question 2: OK, OK, forget good. Does it have anything half-way decent?
**Things You Never Thought You’d See
Infernal bird **
I’ve heard the legends of the Infernal Bird, but I’ve never actually seen it.
**35 years later, how many Kuntas/Kizzys are there?
I had a few too many last night…
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You can never have too many Kuntas and Kizzies!
From CNN’s home page:
Body parts suspect called ‘creepy’
Cops: Man ate roommate’s brain, heart
Gee, ya think?
**Something’s crapping in the basement window
Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist. **
The sextuplets will be able to help with cleanup in a few years.
**You’ve GOT to be shitting me!! Names.
Something’s crapping in the basement window
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Physical descriptions in a post racial world
John McCain is President… Obama lost… How different does America look right now?
Older…whiter…bad skin.
Would the LSD Face Eater have been deterred if he knew his victim was armed?
Devices they need to hurry up and produce
Tired of being menaced by face-eating drug zombies? Get the FEDZ gun! It’s a taser - it’s a firearm - and it tenderizes meat, too! Only $199.95.
Right now:
**Where has Skald run off to?
I think my cat is pregnant.**
AB+ blood type
Heads on sticks. How long do they stay fresh?
Comparative freshness of severed heads on sticks stratified by blood type. A case report and review of the literature. Ann. Cannib. 11(4): 1968 pp.3-27.
Why do people throw their arms up in triumph?
What is the net worth of the Rothschild family?
“Why does Bobby Rothschild keep doing that silly thing with his arms?”
Whats the deal with the number 41?
Shabbes candles
“41 Shabbes candles” is the lesser known tribute to 16 candles.
Hypothetical Prostitution/Bartering Question
Did you ever write a letter to your favorite celebrity?
If you’re going to barter with Charlie Sheen, offering hookers is definitely the way to go.
** Is a rattlesnake bite always/usually fatal?
Is there a quick and painless death?**
One out of two, maybe.
Luka Rocco Magnotto
Earth May Have Barely Avoided a Mass Extinction Event In 1883
There are times when I think it would have been better if we’d had the #%€*£ Mass Extinction Event.
Did you ever do something that made you feel really dumb?
I think my cat is pregnant…
:eek:
Herman Cain to replace retiring Neal Boortz on radio
Are the headlines (and stories) getting weirder?
They probably will.
Why are we alive?
The Georgia Guidestones
Another Example of Atheists Destroying Christian’s Rights
“We’re alive because of GOD!!! Not because of some weird-ass monument in the middle of East Bumfuck, Georgia, you heathen!!!”
Question about jury duty.
There is nothing shameful about having a mental illness.
I know, but if you think the prosecutor is a vampire and hold up a crucifix every time he walks by, the judge is gonna get antsy.
Where should my family travel to in your state?
Basketball hoops at the end of the driveway
Your state’s a bit on the boring side, is it?