Finding out that you have cancer.
Things you fear you will never see
Ohhh, everybody else around has it. I want it too!
What does “Laying some Pipe” mean to you?
Do you bring gifts to a dinner party?
Here’s some pipe that I layed for you.
**I had a few too many last night…
Cannibal in South Beach - Someone buy this dude a Big Mac **
You are one mean drunk.
**Ever thought you were going to die?
Something’s crapping in the basement window **
ETA: Now it’s this:
**I had a few too many last night…
Ever thought you were going to die? **
Oh yeah, one of THOSE mornings…
It’s Always Monday Somewhere: The MMP
Something’s crapping in the basement window
That sounds like something out of a Garfield comic.
Doc Watson died
Brain Sandwiches
Kuru got him.
4.0 quake in L.A.
Something’s crapping in the basement window
I guess the quake scared the crap out of it.
Trayvon Martin, cough syrup junkie?
Title of Song
Really? I thought “Cough Syrup Junkie” sounded more like a band name.
Germany sets solar power record
Something’s crapping in the basement window
Yeah, who needs solar power? We’ve got raccoon turds.
**What to Do in Atlanta
Let’s talk polyamory **
Main forum page sequential:
Yep, another tourist wanting…
Humans and rain
Houston in March. Bazinga!
**Fleeing from taxes
Battleship versus Aircraft carrier **
The anti-tax guys just went hardcore. Although you’d think that it would be cheaper to just pay their taxes…
** Why are we alive?
Battleship gun range? **
No, I’m pretty sure that no one will open fire on us if we move to the coast.
** I think my almost 3 year old kid is scary smart. Help.
Ever thought you were going to die?**
From a three year old? That’s pretty scary all right.
Great diplomat Obama strikes again. “Ignorance and incompetence”
Can we not steal children?
“President Obama apologized profusely and promised all the children would be returned promptly. ‘Michelle and the girls just really wanted a little Polish baby brother, and I guess I just sort of lost my head’ the president said.”
**Ever thought you were going to die?
I had a few too many last night…
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I think my cat is pregnant
Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist
No, I think that’s not necessary, at this point…
(I would say that fertility specialists generally don’t treat cats, but there are probably veterinary fertility specialists somewhere who do)
** Help me do a post-mortem on our party…
Snake Handling Pastor Bitten; Dies-Why?
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a.) I wanna go to your parties
b.) I don’t want to do a post-mortem on a snakebit pastor
** Are you a member of the mile high club?
Do you know what “gleeking” is? Can you do it?
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Nuclear weapons stop working- what happens?
Fleeing from taxes
So true. I only pay mine because the I.R.S. has The Bomb.
Both of these threads were started by **Eve
So, I was having brunch with Olivia de Havilland in Paris last week . . .
The Florida Face-Eater vs. the Hackensack Intestines-Flinger **
Paris, Florida?
A trifecta.
** So I might be pregnant
Are you a member of the mile high club?
I think my cat is pregnant… **
Another:
**Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist.
So I might be pregnant
You’ve GOT to be shitting me!! Names.
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