Why did T-Rex have such teeny arms?
California Vehicle law
“Sorry Rexy, if your arms won’t fit in the car, you can’t drive. You’ll have to adapt.”
bald man being pestered for sex
Unusual things found on Google Maps
"Go eat a dick." “Ok, don’t mind if I do.”
Things You Never Thought You’d See
And I could quite happily have lived the rest of my life* without *seeing it…
Who’s up for some immortality?
What do you pay for health insurance?
A lot less, now.
**Ear cartilage pain?
What disease is this?
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I’d say it’s probably ear disease.
Help me name a god?
Ask the chick getting baptized
Isn’t a bit premature to get baptized then? You should probably name the god first.
When Will We See a Woman POTUS?
When Will We See a Woman POTUS?
When Will We See a Woman POTUS?
Speak three times, and she shall appear!
Things You Never Thought You’d See
bald man being pestered for sex.
** Rumbling in my ears
I really, really want to know the word for this.
Yikes! Earwigs!!**
Be careful what you wish for. :eek:
What would it take to cause the collapse of the US?
Stand Your Ground hypotheticals
OK, in this scenario the US threatens China and Russia to the point where they both launch nuclear missiles at us.
Ask the chick getting baptized
Ninja chicken panic!!!
You shouldn’t have tried to baptize the Ninja Chicken’s kid without permission. Now you will suffer a fowl demise.
Trayvoning.
Stupid liberal idea of the day
Not to mention insensitive! :mad:
I pit chewing on people’s faces
Why Obama Will Probably Lose
Ouch! Sir please, this is highly undignified.
**Cannibal in South Beach - Someone buy this dude a Big Mac
“Go eat a dick.” “Ok, don’t mind if I do.”
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Looks like it’s time to visit the fertility specialist.
“Go eat a dick.” "Ok, don’t mind if I do."
Uh, are you sure this guy’s board-certified?
**Ask the UK civil servant/central government official
Recommend me a discreet “adult toy” vendor **
Hey, it’s less likely to get one in trouble than dealing with a call girl.
**What are “yellow bile” and “black bile”?
How did people lube bikes in the olden days?
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Probably more the black bile than the yellow bile.
** Julia Louis-Dreyfuss…Smoking!
Thank You For Smoking (Book vs Movie, spoilers)
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So, I was having brunch with Olivia de Havilland in Paris last week . . .
Recommend me a discreet “adult toy” vendor
Olivia sounds like she’s rather lively for an old bat.
**What was your dream job when growing up?
Ask the UK civil servant/central government official
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“Nobody as a little kid says ‘I wanna grow up to be a civil servant/central government official’.” “Actually, I did.”
**What does “laying some pipe” mean to you?
What was your dream job when growing up?
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When I was growing up, it was laying some pipe. Now, it’s laying some pipe.
**Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
Ask the Girl in the Wheelchair **
Because it worked so well for you, right?
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The pain scale; highest rating you ever gave
Do you use yelp?**
It was more cursing, actually.