**Mounties guard the Queen
Is Chivalry Dead? **
**Re-engineering the human body- how good could we make it?
Queen Elizabeth II and the Olympics **
“After this summer’s series of stunning upsets in which Her Majesty the Queen took home seven gold medals, questions are being raised about possible steroid use by the 86-year-old monarch.”
**Why is a fighter jet buzzing San Francisco?
Medical question: Manner of communicating infectious diseases
**
One word: chemtrails.
**The Prince of Wales is in the Hotel!
Treyvoning
**
At least he’s hip to the latest memes.
**Trying to remember a Scandinavian place in Wisconsin.
Where is this club?
Painkiller buzz and time of day
Can semen stains glow under black light ?
**
One heck of a club there, you betcha.
I need to replace the innards of my toilet tank
What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?
I guess it was when Zuul grabbed the plunger right out of my hands.
** Newbie to working out needs help.
Ice Cream Trucks**
Stay away from the ice cream trucks.
The next Steorn Orbo?
Confused ideas around you
I just happened to come across this thread and this made me laugh out loud…
Gurujulp would’ve loved to share his views on how to mess with squirrels. 
Oh and I am sorry if I messed up some sort of sequence this thread is following.
**Help me name a god?
Ask the chick getting baptized
**
** Things You Never Thought You’d See
Whoo-hoo! I’m getting solar panels!
**
**Birds Nesting Under Porch Roof
What does Queen Elizabeth II do?
**
She prefers the eaves under Buckinham Palace
**Things that all humans know
We’ve been adopted.
**
All humans own cats? 
Newbie to working out needs help.
Ask the Girl in the Wheelchair
No offense, but she might not be the best source.
Humans as Carnivores ?
Chicago Date Ideas - Desperately Need Help
Take her to the Brazilian steak house. And be quick about it, if you know what’s good for you.
**What are “yellow bile” and “black bile”?
Fecal spray after you flush
**
Yours is more colorful than average.
**Why are we alive?
Growth of Pro-Life Movement? **
Yeah, your Mom was gonna get an abortion, but then she changed her mind. So here you are!
Fecal spray after you flush
How do modern wines stack up to those of the past?
You enjoy your Chateau de Poop, I’m sticking with Beaujolais.
"Go eat a dick." “Ok, don’t mind if I do.”
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Who was the oldest person you ever knew?
How old is the oldest left-hander you know?
Help! How to Meet Men???
If Warren Spahn isn’t answering text messages, try Sandy Koufax and Steve Carlton.
**If Facebook ads are generally regarded as useless trash how will it monetize itself?
Cheap glass spice jars in bulk! **
“Geez…First they automatically ‘friended’ me with everyone in my address book–including my mom–then sent them all my Spring Break pictures. All of my Spring Break pictures. Now I’ve been automatically signed up for something called the Spice-Jar-of-the-Month Club?!?”