** Help me pick out shoes to go with this dress!
He may be frou-frou, but he’s a BOY dog!
**
Who wears a dress with matching shoes
**Long term effects of Warfarin use -/+
Your Ship Is Leaking!
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And by “ship” I mean “pulmonary artery”.
** I can has career guidance?
Resume help**
You’d get more offers if your resume didn’t say “I can has job?” under “Objectives”.
** Killing T-Rex with a gun
A Better Canon**
Yes, I think that’s the way to go.
**Question on Alabama criminal trials
How does english native speaker imitate the sound like gun shot? **
“Now then, Joe Bob, what sound did you hear coming from out behind the double-wide?”
“It was a big old BANG! BANG! BANG!”
“Thank you kindly. No further questions, Your Honor.”
** Bishop negotiates child sex settlement, and then . . .
Damnit, she’s only 18 months old, she’s gonna touch that hot plate no matter what you say!
**
A New Foster Dog
My Hard Work With the Horse Rescue Paid Off!
Now I see why house-training and sit-stay are off to such a slow start.
I’m going straight to hell for this one
**My mare died last night
My Hard Work With the Horse Rescue Paid Off!
**
**Is this for real? Too Busty for job
Your First Job
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Any transgender Dopers?
He may be frou-frou, but he’s a BOY dog!
A Better Canon
Is there a gamma ray gun?
That would qualify, for sure. 
** Let’s talk about the GOOD in religion
Oh God, SPSS.
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**Re-engineering the human body- how good could we make it?
They built up with their bare hands what we still can’t do today… **
The Murder of Michael Jordan’s Father
how long for ‘Round-up’ to work?
In his case, it wasn’t until the next day that he got all droopy and wilted.
Happy 153rd, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle!
Most consistent, dependable actress in history
Among other things. :eek:
What would it take to cause the collapse of the US?
Overpopulation and Artificial Population Control.
Faking suspicious behavior on a flight…
Mounties guard the Queen
“Why are all those Mounties getting up to use the bathroom right before landing?” “They’re protecting the Queen, you idiot!”
Faking suspicious behavior on a flight…
I don’t want to go to NYC
I guess that would be suspicious behavior on a flight bound for New York.
You’re such a gardener. 
**Tanning Mom is such a scamp. How can you not love her?
It’s not easy being green **
Actually, she’s more of a bright orange.
** Ever been shocked at what some people believe?
Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know? **
Hey, people are idiots. What do you expect?