**Why did T-Rex have such teeny arms?
Questions about fanning yourself.
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It’s difficult if you’re a T-Rex.
**Am I a nice person or not?
Ever been shocked at what some people don’t know? **
Protip: if you have to ask the first question, the answer is no.
**Should I use my powers for good or evil?
I scared the crap out of my family tonight **
Evil it is, then.
Alaska: how far north can I drive?
Rat Race Drop Out or Off the Grid?
**Can you drink and drive on private property
Accident in parking lot- who’s at fault?
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I dunno – were you drinking?
I scared the crap out of my family tonight
Monkeys, typewriters
“We opened the door to his room to tell him it was dinnertime, and there were all these apes screeching and banging away at old Smith-Coronas! It was horrible!!”
**Men with exceptionally large penises.
Can you track someone down by fecal matter?
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“Water’s cold.”
“Yep. Stinky, too.”
**(British) Football Fans Grow the Fuck Up
Stop Abusive Violence Environments!
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But enough about the stands…
Retail crap that’s pissing me off
Why are Mexicans chopping each other up?
But that’s the business model. “Here at Chipotle, our food is made with real Mexicans!”
"Inhumane" Treatment of Animals
Why are most liquors 80 proof?
There’s your problem - a sloth should never be allowed to drink anything stronger than 3.2 beer.
** Historical inaccuracies that are not minor
Donna Summer has died. **
NOW it’s not inaccurate.
** What to do with a licking dog?
Having a colonoscopy
Poll: Would you find this offensive?**
Do you really have to ask, Doc?
Where did Charles I get his name from?
Manga series
Probably not, no. :smack:
Freezer won’t work.
Estimated Cost of Cremation?
Cremation will save money on your electric bill, but if you’re into preservation, I suggest looking into having your loved one stuffed and mounted.
A New Foster Dog
My dog is freaking out!
“Hey–who the heck is he? Whaddaya mean, ‘foster dog’? I’m your dog! I’m a good boy! Not him!”
My dog is freaking out!
I think my cat is pregnant…
Uh oh…looks like somebody has been engaging in Unnatural Acts.
**What is the Tea Party up to?
Trivial Pursuit: Kenyan Edition **
It would go faster if they knew Swahili.
Who should we send to colonize Mars?
Women who dig women, what gets your attention?
They’d get my attention, but might not be the best at reproduction.
Top Baby Names for 2011 released
Possible new hominid species unearthed in China
The Chinese have named it “Jayden”.
I want a Nigerian dwarf!
Possible new hominid species unearthed in China
So there’s your plan B if you’re out of luck with the whole Nigerian dwarf thing.
Massive human deaths-- good or bad for the economy?
I can has career guidance?
Um, OK. Mass slaughter is not an acceptable way to produce job openings in your favored profession. Clear?
Top Baby Names for 2011 released
I think my cat is pregnant…
Does anyone have a nice knitting pattern for…baby socks?
For your new kitten Socks, right?