** What the hell has happened to some of my friends?
You-hoo, living_in_hell! Over here!
**
**Share your offensive jokes.
I think my cat is pregnant…
Ask a young woman whose husband recently died **
Did she kill him for screwing the cat?
Hey, you just said offensive. You didn’t say it had to be good.
**Should I attend this dinner, or skip it?
Devious Time Travel **
How about you skip it, and then attend it later if it sounds like it was any good?
** Girlfriend made a new guy friend online and I don’t like it…
What do you do with anger?
**
Why don’t men look like women or vice-versa?
Is Alaska east or west? Or both?
Are you confused? Or just clueless?
**Sexy moments in comic books
Hummus, The Making Of
**
I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Girlfriend made a new guy friend online and I don’t like it…
Were you “once a cheater, always a cheater”? Or did you manage to reform?
**Human Skin Lampshade
A Somewhat Morbid Request From an Old Friend **
Ok…am I old? Has the world changed?
I’ve decided to go on medication
If the problem is that you’re old, going on medication probably isn’t going to change that.
** FTD has slipped a lot
Monkeys, typewriters**
I thought all that hooting and clacking was weird when I called to place an order for Mother’s Day, and all Mom ever got were some half-eaten bananas.
And a typed copy of Hamlet.
**Why are Mexicans chopping each other up?
No BofA, I Don’t Want To Take Your Survey!
**
Hi, this is bank of America, I wonder if you had a few minute…SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
** I’ve decided to go on medication
Help me pick out shoes to go with this dress!**
Congratulations Bob, those bowling shoes really complement your evening gown.
Cruel remarks your teacher made in class
Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath?
Not if you value your teaching job.
curses futilely
Consequences of a hysterectomy
WTF is Excell doing NOW?
I wouldn’t know. I drew the line back when Office started making my coffee.
**Moving from California to Alaska–to avoid taxes!
A brilliant tax move by Facebook co-founder **
Close, but not quite right.
Human Skin Lampshade
FTD has slipped a lot
Yeah, I remember when they did pretty well just with the flowers.
Humans as Carnivores ?
Nato Meeting.
I think they’re making progress, but it’s hard to hear much over the ripping, rending and snarling.
**Mom is giving money to a scammer, what can I do???
Tell me about Geocaching **
Yup. Hide the money in the woods and don’t let her find it.