** What’s your fetish/ What turns you on?
Germans are funny darnit!
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Wear the lederhposen to bed tonight! And tell jokes in your “Sergeant Schultz” voice!
**Well, crap…
Antipodes Map **
**Ladies: would you be flattered or skeeved out?
Can I mow my lawn?
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It’s only skeevy if they ask if they can mow your lawn.
Does neutrality bother you?
Germans are funny darnit!
They were a laff riot in Belgium in 1914.
Man arrested for asking girls to wear socks–is this really a sex crime?
I didnt say it was right, I said it was legal
Actually, a court will have to decide the second half of that statement.
Right now in Cafe Society:
Say goodbye to Community, 30 Rock and Parks & Rec
Next to…
Community gets a Season 4!
Both threads were started within 3 hours of each other.
Well… which is it?
Ask a young woman whose husband recently died
As your family dies off…
Nice way to cheer her up, nimrod. 
Dear Chef Jr.: Congratulations on…
Rebuilding Union train station in Toronto
**Why don’t men look like women or vice-versa?
Fish oil in the diet
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No, I don’t think that’s it.
What do you do with anger?
Gay marriage
If you’re happy, do you marry someone of the opposite sex?
Weird toys you vaguely remember
Sexy moments in comic books
Kryptonite dildos.
From New Posts:
Just how hot is jerk chicken?
What’s big, black, flies, and goes ‘CHEEEEP! CHEEEEP!’?
'It’s hot! It’s hot!
What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?
Gay marriage
Do any of you make money doing what you love to do?
Human Skin Lampshade
Yep, I love making 'em, and you should see the bidding take off on Ebay.
Using a Bath
Things they didn’t teach us older people.
Which is why, 40 years ago, there were so many dirty hippies.
**How do people’s opinions about homosexuality change?
Did any Dopers attend boarding school?**
now it’s:
** Things they didn’t teach us older people.
Do dogs dream?
Using a Bath
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** Random Thoughts…care to join me?
What’s big, black, flies, and goes ‘CHEEEEP! CHEEEEP!’?
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**The Electric Car…
Banished from a state?
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Probably Texas, amirite?
**Fucking “You’ve probably never heard of it” smug bullshit!
What the hell is wrong with my NON DIGITAL DEVICE???
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Go analog, baby, you’re so post-modern. (That’s a music reference, but you’ve probably never heard of it.)