Springing the new Sequential Thread

**Have you ever explored an abandoned place?
I need a simple glyph to bind evil **

So…I guess that particular abandoned place should have been left unexplored then.

A nerd walks into a bar.
I don’t drink

Anybody mention your name, Poindexter?

Let’s play “Spot the Sociopath”
Do fast food workers hate "special orders?"

“I’ll be on break while I prepare this “special order”. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

A three-fer:

**What is the adhesive on Scotch tape made out of?
Animals that like us **
That’s not a very nice thing to do to our friends!

**Somebody show me something that will make me laugh
Murdered friends, relatives and co-workers **
You are one sick son of a bitch!

Let’s play “Spot the Sociopath”
I am Swiss. I have always been Swiss, and will always be Swiss.

That was too easy!

The best part of the fact that The Avengers is about to make a gazillion dollars is . . .
I hate 3d movies

Make up your mind!

Canadian currency has naked ladies on it!
What not to tell the RCMP

Let Me Show You(How Your Py Works) by Brian McKnight
Biggest possible opening weekend?
*

Actually it’s the biggest possible opening any day of the week.

**What are the implications of the US natural gas boom?
France’s Hollande ET disclosure - the only way to avert nuclear and planetary cataclysm? **

It’s not that kind of “boom”.
**Ask a young woman whose husband recently died
Share your offensive jokes. **

…Oh, this will turn out well.

Where do you get your online news?
Free association

Yup, I just type in whatever words come to my mind into Google and click “I’m feeling lucky”.

Animals that like us
Composing music in dreams?

Yeah, when my sleeping Labrador’s paws twitch, she’s actually conducting her “Concerto in A minor for Dogs and Small Furry Prey”.

Damnit, she’s only 18 months old, she’s gonna touch that hot plate no matter what you say!
Stupid HURTS. (Photographic proof.)

**Have you ever really KNOWN a crackhead?
Do you follow what he says or his actions. **

I’d recommend neither, actually.

Job seekers, what turns you off immediately?
Permanent move to St. Helena (UK)

“Want to get away from it all? Take this unique opportunity!”

**Dumber than…As nervous as…what rural similes amuse you?
Driving the Redwood Highway
**
That’s more of a metaphor, but it’s still up there.

Your private, off the wall theories
Why do people join fringe groups?
Have You Ever Posted Something You Regret Posting?

Well, my “Aspartame Causes Extreme Body Hair Growth And It’s Obama And The Lizard People’s Fault” thread went nowhere. :frowning:

What’s your fetish/ What turns you on?
Job Seekers, what turns you off immediately?

It’s a turn-off when the interviewer asks if he can fondle my shoes.

** Poll: Worst band of the Seventies?
Cooking with Poo **

Great Band Name

**What are your most silly and pointless small pleasures?
I love my wife. **

Sequential abcnews.com headlines:

Romney Sorry for High School Pranks
18 Headless Bodies in Mexico Tourist Area

**Do you know a transsexual/transgender person?
Do you follow what he says or his actions. **