** “How is it that you’re single?”
I don’t drink
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Ahhhhh – that explains it. No beer goggles.
** The raptors are out
Missouri Republicn legislator ‘comes out’ in response to anti-gay bill.
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Jurassic Park IV – The Fabulous Raptors are Out!
**Homophobic? Maybe You’re Gay
Which fruit do you think will become the next cure all?
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You know the doctor has gone too far if you can taste it.
** If evolution is true…
Stop crapping on my car!
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**A Month in New York City - What Do You Do?
Have you ever eaten poop?
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** Feeding Cows Old Newspapers?
Mildew-smelling leather boots! Any hope?**
Feed 'em the latest edition and you won’t have that problem.
A minute after making a thread another thread is now below it that makes a great pair.
Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey
Stop crapping on my car!
**Stuff you do when you’re absolutely cerain you’re all alone
I’ve decided to go on medication **
Baby duckies survive treacherous highway crossing
The raptors are out
It’s a rough world for baby duckies.
**Halfway between Boston and Quebec City is…
Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures **
**Have you ever really KNOWN a crackhead?
I’ve decided to go on medication **
That’s not crack. That’s medication.
In other words, no WiFi in my motel room. 
**Canada to move to plastic banknotes
Now I’ve seen everything**
** “How is it that you’re single?”
There Will Be Blood**
Her divorce is a very touchy issue.
**Private message to madrabbitwoman
My mare died last night **
“It was your rabbits that did it, wasn’t it? Wasn’t it?!”
Any advice for toddler terrified of being touched by doctor?
Speech limbering-up phrases
“My little cutesy-wutesy wouldn’t mind just an itty-bitty needle, now would he?”
Yeah, that’ll work. :rolleyes:
Having a colonoscopy
Simple, Free/Cheap, Non-Tech Pleasures
Uhm, OK. Whatever floats your boat.
**Robert Draper: GOP decided to oppose Obama in everything on Jan 20, 2009
How to stop thinking about an elephant?
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I’ll stop when they stop opposing Obama!
**Anyone have problems during ovulation?
Supermoon is coming! **
Well thank goodness for that!
**What small things would change in your life if you became wealthy?
Depression symptoms and difficulty gaining weight **
“Oh, when I’m a rich man it will be great! I won’t feel so down all the time and I’ll have all the food I want!”