**My fake religion…
What atheists think, and why (in re: GEEPERS)
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**Does your pet know when to stop eating, or will they stuff themselves until they burst?
February / March Weight Loss Thread **
Even Fido and Mittens need a little encouragement while dieting.
**Do Serial Killers ever just stop
Feeding Cows Old Newspapers?
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Nope, they do it until the cows explode. It’s to punish them for their gluttony for knowledge.
**The Dentist.
And so the Gestapo tactics begin (OWS)
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Is it safe?
**Are We Finally Going to Get a Flying Car?
Infants Fly Free! Hurray!
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**What dreams have you had?
We closed early today due to the protests **
Then for some reason I had to pick up my stuff from my locker before I left work, but I couldn’t remember where my locker was (of course in reality we don’t even *have *lockers at work) and the protestors had gotten in and were all just sort of wandering around, but the “protestors” were also the cool kids from my high school. And I wasn’t wearing any pants.
**How do you turn off your brain before going to bed?
Drinking alone **
What dreams have you had?
2012 Supermoon Is Saturday 05 May
Hurk. That was a fly.
Are We Finally Going to Get a Flying Car?
It starts with a dream. And then the dream turns into a goal. And after years of effort, and only a little tummy trouble, the hardworking people of Upstart Aerospace are about to see it become reality.
Experiments that failed in the late 60s
Have you ever eaten poop?
No…those must have been some bad drugs back then. At least, I hope drugs were involved…
**The Last Time You Farted…
Hurk. That was a fly.
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Don’t try to blame it on the fly.
**The person posting below me is gay.
Help me debunk this homeopathic woo that’s found its way into my home. **
Are you calling me a Homeo?
** I’m a super-hero!
What dreams have you had?
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Drinking alone
Was this man gay?
I got suspicious when he ordered his eighth Shirley Temple.
Actors known for dramatic roles that find later success in comedy?
What Are Your Favorite/Best Spongebob Quotes?
My favorites are “Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.” and “Oh, tartar sauce!”
**Ever Had Your Car Damaged In An Automated Car Wash?
Missile on the Roof
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I’ve had quite a few missiles ripped off my roof, too.
** Geico commercial, what is the gecko saying?
Candy from Australia **
** Song lyrics you deliberately sing wrong
Apps! Apps! So many apps! **
Strangest assumptions people have made about you
"How is it that you’re single?"
I’m not single. What makes you think that?
What dreams have you had?
The death of Hulu may be nigh
Good one! Mine never get beyond “The exam is coming up and I’ve never been to class”.
Having a colonoscopy
Have you ever eaten poop?
Cripes, if you’re going to get dinner out of it, I want a discount on your fee.