What “used to” power the sun?
Motor bike tyres
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What’s better than cat photos?
Cat with lymphoma.
** Which performer’s physical appearance didn’t match your mental image the most?
The Lingering Death Called Lindsay Lohan
That show’s still on the air? **
That show lingers.
From CNN’s front page:
Rape in Haiti: ‘Babies are not spared’
Rap as French campaign theme?
I didn’t know Dominique Strauss-Kahn was runn…oh, you said “Rap”.
What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?
Does a man subject himself to significant legal risk for rescuing a child in distress?
Do you know who Freddie Mercury is/was?
NFL Draft 2012
I didn’t know he still alive and playing football!
Poll: Ladies: Do you ever keep your cell phone in your bosom?
Horrible Recurring Adult Nightmares
"Lady, your breasts are playing “Quando, Quando, Quando.”
**Parents who forget what it’s like to be a teenager
Horrible Recurring Adult Nightmares **
**The Last Time You Farted…
I’m pretty sure no one else does this kind of thing **
Yeah. I mean, I never fart.
**What is the creepiest thing to have ever happened to you?
D Is Fixing “Wiener Schnitzel” For Dinner!!!
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Only if you recently lost your long, short dog.
**What are you looking at?
Why do some people get naked on PCP
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**The Last Time You Farted…
1123 AD: The daring attempt to rescue the king of Jerusalem from the fortress of Khartpert
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Almst nine centuries is a little long to hold it in.
**Skeletons in the closet – a scandalous MMP
Ask the (hopefully soon-to-be-former) Hoarder/Clutterer
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** If USA is a secular country, how come “in God we trust” is written on its money?
Who is the Messiah?
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George Washington?
** How do you turn off your brain before going to bed?
Having a colonoscopy**
:eek:
It’s 4:00pm and nobody’s said “Happy Birthday” yet. . .
Drinking alone
Well Happy Birthday, Mr. Popular!
The “gay fix” is out
Should parents tolerate children watching porn?
Sure, if it’ll prevent their kids from turning out gay.
Why’s everybody giving me the evil eye?
Can someone explain Furry Fandom to me?
Things Normal People Do That You Never Do
Has anyone ever explained the meaning of “normal” to you?
** What unusual thing do you consider “art”?
Having a colonoscopy**
Who can forget Kirk Johnson’s big opening?
**What unusual thing do you consider “art”?
Drinking alone **
“In a daring new addition to his oevre he moves beyond his previous ‘bourbon followed by cheap malt liquor’ forms to an explosive new mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon, red wine, expensive cognac, and cheap gin, defying the ‘Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear’ adage as well as transcending both the ‘clear spirits/dark spirits’ and ‘upscale/rotgut’ categories.”
**Need a name a barbershop quartet
The Last Time You Farted… **
… three toots and rip? … the Flatulents? … Methane Melody Makers?