Why do gunowners own guns only because “they have the right to”?
Done being polite on the trail, or, fuck you asshole mountain bikers.
“Since this is a .44 Magnum and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Should I yield the right of way on this trail?”
I thought that guy drove into him straight on, not backed into him. 
Things YOU do that drive your better half crazy
Tell me about a time you had to let go of a job you were offered
Things your better half does that amazes you
Just Re-discovered “The Straight Dope” Website…
**an adult threatened my son with violence from his son who is a minor
Help Me Buy A Pistol! **
Really? Don’t you think this is a little hasty??? :eek:
Why did/do you own guns?
Boyfriend doesn’t trust any men out there.
**What would be the best way to refute this statement?
I think my brother is bisexual
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**I am gob-smacked by the impossibly gorgeous
Just Re-discovered “The Straight Dope” Website… **
You’re welcome.
Andrew Breitbart Dies
I will never have to buy another birthday gift for my husband!
I am sorry for your loss, Mrs. Breitbart. And congratulations.
What are the womanest(?) moments in movie history?
Spreading hard butter on soft bread
Hey, that’s my favorite scene in Diehard VI: Going To Lunch.
**My work spammed itself.
A bone-chilling coincidence **
Words you learned from the SDMB
“Periwinkle”?
So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?
Colonoscopy advice
Little Billy’s birthday bash ended with a surprise twist. :eek:
** Best beer experience
Is Sam Adams beer really that special, relatively speaking?
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** Looking for an apartment - Give me advice
Colonoscopy advice
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My advice is: Have the colonoscopy done at the hospital, not in your apartment.
**Things that make you feel stupid
Shapeshifting Octopus
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I can’t even shape-shift to one other form.
(sniff!)
Giraffe Board is down
Things that make you feel stupid
And Giraffe Boards are down again …
The stupidity, I can’t stand it!
**Why are porn stars following me?
Colonoscopy advice
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Yup, stop tweeting lurid descriptions of your colonoscopy and they’ll stop following you.
**Things that make you feel stupid
To Live With Insanity**
**Symptoms of laziness
Why can’t I just be a slacker? **
**Things YOU do that drive your better half crazy
Symptoms of laziness**