**Dracula-to-English Translation, Anyone?
Ah’ve a hankerin’ fer sum frah’d chikkin! **
What is this thing I found in a can of salmon?
Steve Jobs quote
“You will experience great good fortune, but only if you buy an Ipad.” Jeez, the things Apple will do to make money.
340 Ton Boulder Heading For Los Angeles!
And Giraffe Boards are down again …
It, um, might take a while to get the server up & running again.
**Any mental health illness experiences that you’d be willing to let me use in a talk at work?
Straight Men & Sexual Thoughts **
Now that’s going a bit far…and on a totally unrelated subject, what’s the best way to store 68 terabytes of porn?
**I am gob-smacked by the impossibly gorgeous
Shapeshifting Octopus
**
It’s amazing, it does a perfect Jessica Rabbit imitation!
**Words you learned from the SDMB
“Periwinkle”? **
Yeah, that’s one.
Comic Strips you love, and love to hate
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
It’s gotta be better than The Family Circus.
Your favorite TV characters of all time
The Bachelor
Guess there’s no accounting for taste.
Carnac the Magnificent says;
A trend away from answering “yes” or "no"
opens the envelope
Symptoms of laziness
**Obama’s 2nd term: what will be the GOP’s top goal?
Extreme Couponing
**
**What’s “can’t miss” on a short vacation to Phoenix?
Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute? **
** Bacon? Bacon jam!
Wow, Did I Read THAT Wrong!
**
**What products should be more popular than they are?
Straight guys, are you turned off by hetero porn? **
**Poll: Are you planning to vote for GOP candidate/against Obama in '12?
Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute? **
**Mickey Dolenz IS Newt Gingrich
Were the Monkees Faking It?
**
**My hero: Man silences cell phones on Philadelphia bus
Cell Phones in the Bathroom
**
**Is It Possible To Turn a White Person Black?
Ask the person from a small, but not really tiny country (Norway)
**
OK. “Er det mulig å snu en hvit person svart? (Is ït pøssible to türn a white persøn blåck?)”
**Men: Your rectal exams: Ever had a lady doctor do it?
Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!”**
**I wanted to do useful things today, but…
I’m off to see a giant rock.**
Where’d you have your wedding?
Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute?
“But honey, I thought you’d love having her jump out of the wedding cake!”
You’re very close, but what you actually said was: “Is it possible to turn a white person around and keep the payment under the table?” Which, I suppose, isn’t a sentence you’ll need all that often in everyday conversation.