:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I’ll remember that for sure the next time I need to ask a Norwegian this question…
**Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!”
Still crazy after all these years **
Titles that could be their own porn parody
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Mindset of Parents accepting a lazy kid.
My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud!
**The MMP FAQ
My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud! **
Scared of dentist…
Are culturally specific depictions of Jesus a problem?
If not, Jesus is accepting appointments.
**My 14 year old son asked me about masturbation - I’m so proud!
So who is the market for interracial porn? **
Inventions you’ve come up with.
“Low Tech” Nuclear Warfare-Would This Work?
I’d send it in to Inventions ‘R’ Us, they’ll help you obtain a patent and develop a marketing strategy. "Repel intruders and pesky in-laws with a cheap, portable nuclear device. Only $19.95! Order now, get a second free and we’ll throw in a self-draining spaghetti pot!!!
Explain the allure of hiring a prostitute?
Cost of a pet reasonable?
Dopers, I need your relationship advice!
:eek: It’s not a relationship, it’s bestiality!
**the Q in Qatar
The politics of Quran burning
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The “Q” stands for “Quran burning”.
**Believers: What part of your dogma do you not accept?
Paradise in the Book of Genesis, the origin of man
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**Men: Your rectal exams: Ever had a lady doctor do it?
Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?”
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Not if you take Golytely beforehand.
Get (your shit) off my lawn!
I pit people who don’t train their little dogs.
** Is it “cheating” to sleep with someone else while “on a break” from a relationship?
Are apologies meaningful?
The idea of women faking orgasms
Still crazy after all these years
Your weird and kinda oogy dreams**
I hate to say this but…
Hey Rabbi, get your herpes laden lips off kid’s bloody dicks
I hate to be rude too, but I’ll do anything to protect my eight year old.
**I’m pregnant!
Didn’t expect to hear that on a first date
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It’s even better when you read the second thread and see that “I’m pregnant!” is indeed what the OP heard on a first date!
Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?”
I’m having the Gastric Sleeve performed!
Gotta keep that stomach in place, otherwise it’ll sneak down to the kitchen at night to foil your attempts at dieting.
**Didn’t expect to hear that on a first date
Are male gynecologists professionals or perverts?–this guy says “Perverts!” **
**Saddest Onion article ever
I’m pregnant!
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I wanted to do useful things today, but…
I’m pregnant!
My aunt passed away
OK, those are both acceptable excuses.