Best way to brush a short haired dog
“chisel” brush for household cleaning?
“Aroo! oo-ow-oooo! yip! arooooo!” 
** I hate to say this but…
America ! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL IN AFGHANISTAN ?
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**The woman in front of me at the coffee cart had so much perfume on, and I think I’m going to be sick
Weird smells that you love.
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**Could you start a country this way?
Liberals=Funny, Conservatives=Mean
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Naaahhhhh — it’d be too polarized.
**Weird smells that you love.
My daughter, 153 months old, just had her first period**
EW! EWEWEWEWEW! EW! Did I mention, EW?
Not quite so EW -
**Follow-up on the twitching cheerleaders
I’m pregnant!**
Oh, that kind of twitching!
**Is this sexual harassment?
Why does my cat love ME so much? **
I wanted to do useful things today, but…
My aunt passed away
coming to a school near you
Woman microwaves baby
“Pay attention students, we’re going to start this experiment on the defrost setting.”
My state has embarrassed me again
And Today, I Rode!
I left all my possessions behind. I got on my horse and rode the hell out of this state to a neighboring one. Fingers crossed it doesn’t embarrass me too.
** “Varmit” hunters.
Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist? **
Happy Buffy Day
Abrahan Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
You have 2 weeks to live. Do you want to know?
Death sentence diagnosis. Are you obligated to tell?
Of course if you’re never told then you don’t have to worry about telling anyone else.
** Doper Birding Thread
Is this sexual harassment? **
No, no, no, I meant the sort of cock that’s the opposite of hen! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter, people.
ETA: And the “let’s go out and find some chicks” part was about raising orphan birdies.
Do you have a problem with inanimate objects trying to “escape?”
Best Way To Get Rid of Persistent 7th Day Adventist?
The extra-large one-way doggie door works for me.
**Death sentence diagnosis. Are you obligated to tell?
Doctors should tell patients what their problem is **
Yeah, I guess you’re right. I just though that it would be hilarious if I didn’t say anything and he just dropped dead in his office.
**Jobs that are gender-specific for no reason at all
Nothing Is Wrong Witha Low Income Guy Getting An Escort
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But it’s sexist if you don’t get a male escort half the time.
**What to do in the Bay Area?
today i had a gun pointed at my head and i got robbed **
Whatever floats your boat…
**Hospital sends Handyman home with bullet in neck.
Deceitful directions
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** Find the fish!
Weird smells that you love.
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