*squints eyes* Yes, that's a line

My wife might be pregnant. We’ll know for sure in a day or two.

Well, good luck to you both.
Remember, make sure you put your heavy metal CDs up where the baby can’t reach them. You DO NOT want the kid to start listening to Slayer on their own. Just a little friendly dad advise there.

You sure? The five year-old loves Slayer.

Well, do you know anything for certain yet?