Boy, who’da thunk a love match like that wouldn’t last? :rolleyes:
Instead of divorcing her husband, wouldn’t it be easier to just eat him?
I think she should give back all the money she whored for them for their wedding day. all.of.it.
How long before the tell-all book?
His or hers?
Flip a coin.
This divorce is brought to you by Snickers. Not going anywhere because your lawyers and her lawyers are fighting like wild animals over every last dollar? Grab a Snickers.
As Star was more than happy to point out, she honeymooned in the area where the 2004 happened just a few months later. One could take that as a sign from Gawd that the marriage was doomed, or you could figure that evacuating the area where Star Jones goes on vacation would be a really good idea.
After looking up Jones on Wiki I feel very out of the loop. I thought she was the porn actress who ran for governor of California.
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After looking up Jones on Wiki I feel very out of the loop. I thought she was the porn actress who ran for governor of California.
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The porn star has more class and brains than Star Jones could ever hope to.
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As Star was more than happy to point out, she honeymooned in the area where the 2004 happened just a few months later.
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I believe you’re missing a noun here. Is it “tsunami” maybe?
She was a lot smarter when she was fat.
Again with the Reynolds wrap.
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The porn star has more class and brains than Star Jones could ever hope to.
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I doubt the porn star has a law degree, worked as an assistant prosecutor, and wrote two books.
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I doubt the porn star has a law degree, worked as an assistant prosecutor, and wrote two books.
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As have Nancy Grace and Ann Coulter.
Oh, and yes, it’s soooo classy to have one’s wedding paid for by corporate sponsors.
:rolleyes:
How is she going to get someone else to marry her? How did she to begin with?
Same planet, different worlds.
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How is she going to get someone else to marry her?<snip>
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The same way she got the first one. A massive dose of mind-control drugs or very compromising pictures. 
IIRC, he’s suspected to be a closet case.
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I think she should give back all the money she whored for them for their wedding day. all.of.it.
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Why? They paid for a massive amount of advertising and they got what they paid for. What the fuck difference does it matter what happened four years later?
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I believe you’re missing a noun here. Is it “tsunami” maybe?
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:smack:
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I doubt the porn star has a law degree, worked as an assistant prosecutor, and wrote two books.
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I doubt that if Jones could “work it” as well as the porn star she’d be getting a divorce right now.