I’m coming, I’m coming. Jeepers, I’m only here weekdays, ya know…
I can’t think of any previously posted songs that have been missed, but I’m all about coming up with more new ones.
I’ve got nothin’, right now, though… I’ll come back the second I think of something. Love this thread - thanks for starting it, NCB!
And yes, we are all tragically incurable geeks.
Anyone still celebraing St. Patty’s? Cause I think Danny Boy needs an upgrade:
Harry Kim
Oh, Harry Kim, the clarinets are calling;
From mother earth, to wherever you are -
You’re series ended, but I will still remember you;
Oh, Harry Kim, you are my shining star.
You may be slow, and terribly annoying.
You may deserve a slap upside the head,
But Harry Kim, I have to say I pity you.
And pity’s pretty close to love, or so it’s said.
Oh, Harry Kim, if you ever turn up again
Be it in series, or franchise motion pics -
I’ll roll my eyes, and make some snide remark, I’m sure,
But rest assured, I still prefer you to Neelix.
Porthos
(To the tune of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Memory)
Porthos - all alone on a starship,
You’re the only non-biped,
Unless you count Phlox’s things.
But for my part, I think of them as sickbay supplies;
Even the creatures with feet, teeth and wings!
Porthos, you’re a dog like no other;
Without peer among canines,
You’re the one astro-pup
Well, there was Laika,
The Commie bitch that Sputnik contained,
But she’s dead now - her air all used up.
Captain Archer doesn’t know that you’re a furry Don Juan -
Yes, I suspect you of naughty designs, after that one scene in Decon!
Porthos, you’ve got no one to talk to,
Even Hoshi can’t speak Dog -
That sure must be a pain.
Yet you’re undaunted; you even faced the worst threat of all:
Submerged vivisection of your little dog brain!
Coming soon: **Who Needs Chicago? We’ve Got Kn*ckers, Live on Broadway! **
Awesome talents!
from Baha Men:
*Who let the Borg out?
Q
Q
Q
Q
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(Sung to the tune of Prince’s * I Wanna Be Your Lover*)
I Wanna Do Your Decon
*Let’s get warm and runny
Let’s get some goo and spread it all around
Your ears are kinda funny
But I really want to rub you down
I ain’t got much logic
'Cause you never seem emotional
And I need your clothes off, yeah
That’s all I’m living for, yeah
I don’t want to pressure you, baby
But Panda owns the rights to this show
I wanna do your decon
I wanna stroke those pointy ears of yours, T’Pol
I wanna do your decon
I wanna goo you in, goo you out, all night long, make you shout
Oh, T’Pol! Yeah
I wanna be the only one that cleans you
I wanna be your captain
I wanna be your ensign and your redshirt, too
T’Pol!
There ain’t no other
That can do the things I’ll do to you
And I get discouraged
'Cause Vulcans treat me just like a child
And they say I’m human, yeah
But with you I just go wild!
Don’t wear that pressure suit, baby. No!
That would make it hard to apply the goo
I wanna do your decon
I wanna be the only that rubs your skin, T’Pol
I wanna do your decon
I wanna stroke your skin, see you pout, Panda’s here to make you shout
Oh, T’Pol! Yeah
I wanna be the only one that cleans you, yeah *
Another song, this one set to “Youth of the Nation”. It doesn’t fit exactly but I like it.
Little Julian was only twelve
When he was given the world
With every chance to excel
Hang with the guys and hear the stories they tell
He might act kind of proud
But had no respect for herself
He found love in all sorts of places
The same sort of woman
Just different faces
Changed up his pace since his parents changed him
Too bad they never told him
He deserved much better
Whew! [fans self, pants] Is it hot in this forum?
:dubious:
Not really… my hands are cold and I ain’t a Trill.
of course, tho I had to say T’Pol, I was thinking Viva
(you’re fanning your pants?)
Well, it’s ambiguous, so you can take it any way you want.
(The above sentence is also ambiguous. Amphibious. Ambidextrous.)
Just wait til tomorrow when I’ll redo Contraversy
:eek:
My tomorrow? In an hour? It’s already tomorrow where you are. That means it’s today. So you’re doing it the day after that? Are you follerin’ all of this? Are you sure?
I’m in Crewman Daniel’s quarters.
Rather dated now, with an appropriately old tune I’m sure you’ll recognise. Additional verses welcome.
When I get older, losing my hair
Not so long from now
(not so long ago)
Will I still be speeding through the starry skies,
Will I still be captain of the Enterprise?
Burning out engines, doing the log
Who could ask for more?
But will they still pay me, and will they obey me
now I’m sixty-four?
I could be handy, blowing my fuse
when the script has gone
(was there ever one?)
Throwing in a cliche almost anywhere
“Warp one Sulu - take her out there!”
If I took out a sector or three
would you balk at four?
**** the court martial
It keeps the fans partial
to a captain who is sixty-four.
Send me a subspace, spin me a line,
stating point of view
(any one will do)
Never mind precisely what you meant to say
I will always do it my way.
N.C.C. one seven-oh-one
Mine for ever more
But will they obey me
(and will they still pay me)
now I’m sixty-four?
Egor:
That’s one of the best first posts I’ve ever seen. Welcome, and thanks for the tune!
Egor,
Marvelous.
(to the tune of I’m A Believer by the Monkeys and/or Smash Mouth)
I Liked Firefly
*I thought Treks were only shown on UPN
On Wednesday nights repeated on Sundays
Roddenberry spoke
To Berman from the grave
Disappointed haunts the episodes
And then on FOX - TV
A show by Josh Whedon
Without a chance
To last until Spring
It was good
It had a sub plot
A kinda strange doc
A guy named Jayne
Firefly was more or less a wild show
The more you saw, the more you were surprised
But FOX - TV was evil
They had a nasty plan
We never had a chance 'cause it got canned
They took Firefly
And screwed with it’s schedule
Never had a chance
Of a Season Two
Oh River Tam
I’ll never see her
Attack with a cleaver
That guy named Jayne
What’s the use in watching
A Science Fction show
If all the characters are told to blow
I liked Firefly
From the first teaser
And now it’s gone
I thought Josh was a pleaser
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I liked Firefly
I liked Firefly
I liked Firefly
All this talk of Firefly has me curious as to what I missed. 'Course, by never seeing it, I’m not perturbed by its hasty cancellation so maybe it’s a good thing I never watched it.
Oh, and Egor, your song was great.
Egor: Lovely song! Have an Imaginary Trek Welcome Cookie! Pecan, of course.
NCB: Don’t re-freaking-mind me! Great song, though.
Aesiron: Better to have loved and lost than never to have… Nah, in this case, it’s probably better not to have loved in the first place. Consider yourself lucky.
And, since I just came from the MST3K Poll/Love Fest, thread - here’s one for the MSTies:
(To the Tune of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme):
In the somewhat distant future,
Just after World War III -
The Vulcans made first contact
With humans like you and me.
They helped to get our world on track,
And Archer’s dad thought they held us back.
But you can’t keep down the human race,
Yeah, we powered up our engines,
And we blasted off to space!
“Those humans sure are numbskulls -
Emotional and stuff.
And their blood’s a funny color,
If round ears aren’t weird enough!”
The Vulcans think we’re pretty dumb,
Which kind of makes good sense,
If your premise is that humans are
Like Archer and his friends!
Bonehead Roll Call:
(omitted for brevity)
If you’re wondering why the Vulcans chose
Not to blow us up on sight,
I have to suppose
That Vulcans, too,
Are really not so bright.
Are humanoids, in general, just stupid?