SW:TFA?
Sure, why not.
From the OP’s link: “…a name that confirms the next chapter will find The Force, completely tuckered out after Return Of The Jedi, rubbing the sleep from its eyes after a 30-year nap, ready to greet the daily grind of surrounding and penetrating us.”
AhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I was hoping for something like;
Star Wars: We, The Force
So based on the title I’m thinking they’re going to introduce a new big good or big bad that realizes, “Oh shit, I have magic force powers. Cool.” and then stuff happens and they spend the next two movies to tell the story and then wrap it up.
It’s not bad. Most of the Star Wars titles sound weird when you first hear them.
“Luke? Luke? Time to wake up and use the force, Luke. C’mon, you’ll miss the landspeeder.”
Eh. I prefer titles of the “Something of the Someones” variety.
This raises the problem with calling it Star Wars: Wakening The Force.
What, so all those critters in their bloodstream woke up?
BTW, I hope they fix that ridiculousness in the first scene and do away with damn midichlorians!
Better than Star Wars: The Awaken Force
Dawn of Star Wars: The Force Rises.
Indeed. I’m old enough to remember all the groans and eye-rolling when we learned that the sequel to Star Wars was going to be called The Empire Strikes Back.
It turns out The Force was actually a 6 AU long sentient space-travelling Womp Rat that’s about to devour Coruscant for its morning snack.
Why am I hearing theis in the voice of Jürgen Prochnow
“The [del]Sleeper[/del]Force Must Awaken!”
I thought Revenge of the Jedi was actually a good title.
It was right up there with The Planet Menace and Send in the Clones.
Can’t beat Attack of the Killer Clones from Outer Space, though.
That’s better than the sequel: Star Wars Ep. VIII: The Quickening. Christopher Lambert will have a walk-on role as an Immortal rogue Jedi. An entirely new alien menace will be introduced for no reason whatsoever. And “red matter” will be used as the generic Applied Phlebotinum to resolve all problems by the end of the film except for randomly introduced “mysteries” that are supposed to be resolved in the final film but will actually never be explained.
Stranger
The Force Awakens, Yawns, Scratches Its Balls, And Stumbles Off In Search Of Coffee