Seconded. Richard is way better than that hack of a director brother of his, Robert Rodriguez. Fantasy space operas are definitely his ace in the hole. That would be a match made in heaven!
Well, duh! 
You just can’t have too many scantily-clad hotties in any film – it’s really what defines quality filmmaking. And scary badasses – always the best. Surely the Hutts would need more physically active beings to do their nefarious deeds, and Trejo culd easily fill that bill. Sort of Darth Slaver to the Hutt’s Palpatine.
Well, I’d have Eva Mendez in some variation of the Imperial Navy uniform, but then, I’ve got a thing for women in uniform (it’ll probably lead me to a bad end).
How about Danny Trejo as a Gammorean? He’s about ugly enough.
I used to think so, too, until I saw Episode III. Lucas made even an army of Wookies suck ass. And I like the prequels.
Hey, of course, a Star Trek crossover - about the ancient, little-known Betazed colonization of Alderaan!
I can just see them mustering in formation in the plaza in front of the Coruscant Federal Courthouse. Rank after rank with a briefcase in one hand, Starbucks in the other (they all emerge from one of the seven Starbucks around the square, of course)…
Then Chewbacca comes out of the shower.
“Have you ever seen a grown Wookie naked?”
I’ll see that, and raise you:
Meanwhile, Palpatine has decided that human stormtroopers are too fragile and inefficient in keeping a lid on the Rebellion, so he has a new droid army constructed–much bigger and heavier than the previous one. Unfortunately, they evolve beyond their original programming and turn on all humans, Imperial as well as Rebel. Eventually, the remaining human population is forced to commandeer whatever ships are available to escape from their droid enemy. Through a series of arcane clues, it is determined that there is a safe haven for them to start over. So this ragtag fleet sets out upon their journey to their promised land…a shining planet called…
Huh? Oh, sorry.
I got nuthin’.
New Jersey.
“Have you ever seen so many dead hookers?”
“Only in Ben Affleck’s dressing room.”
Star Wars
Episode VII
Exit 9