Stereotype yourself!

In My Humble Opinion
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Too much fun!

First of all, I’m female, which means I judge everyone in comparison to myself.

I’m slightly overweight, so I’m automatically insanely jealous of every skinny girl I see (per #1). I’m also too lazy to do anything about it.

I’m on antidepressants, which is obviously ALL b/c my looks don’t correlate with the media’s view of attractiveness (per #1 and #2).

I’m a teenage college student, so I drink heavily and experiment with drugs.

I go to Amherst College, so I’m pretentious, a snob about my intelligence, and drive an SUV (which my rich parents bought me when I was 14).

I have short brown hair and glasses, so I’ll obviously end up as a journalist. I’m responsible and reliable.

I’m an athiest, which means I’m overly analytical and completely devoid of spirituality or morality.

I’m the firstborn child AND a Virgo, which means that I have a burning desire to control everything and everyone in my life.

Ahhh…

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I’ve never done this one before, sounds hilarious so I’ve got to try.

I enjoy the writings of the Marquis De Sade: Therefore I’m a sadistic wench who revels in the torment of others, at the expense of creatively expressing myself. My hobbies include showing off my collection of hot pokers, Wiring the human jaw shut, masturbating with sharp objects on a stage in front of my peers, and writing poetry on the bare skin of my crotch.

I’m southern: This means that I’m inbred, Have a gunrack installed in the back of my pickup truck window, 44" tires on said pickup truck, A toilet in my front yard for decorative purposes, Im a bible thumper, a racist, closed minded, don’t wear shoes - anywhere, I whittle all of my kitchen tools from tree stumps, And im a dirtly little nympho but only for my closest male relatives.

I’m part Irish: Im a lush. Im allergic to deodorant, and I dont shave my legs. Im a paranoid schizophrenic who gains her best knowledge from secretive deep-wood meetings with leprechauns.

I’m a human services intern: I’m orally fixated on my male boss.

I’m single: I’m a feminazi.

I’m a student: Im broke. I drink too much.

I have curly red hair: Im a psycho bedroom biscuit, with the temper of atilla the hun.

I have a variety of piercings: Im an anti-christ, Im into self mutilation, and desperately crave attention.

I’m gothic: A morbid little tart, with a panchant for death, I wear all black, Slather myself in porcelana as to avoid ANY UV rays penetrating my milky white skin. I’m SOOO alone, Im allergic to colours, I want to look dead as practice for my upcoming role as an immortal. I bathe in patchouli & moon water. I grow fangs on the full moon, im heavily into BDSM… and I’m a freak.

I’m am artist: Im hungry. Have no ambition, no direction, im a snob, and will only converse with those who are well adjusted within my clique’. I eat the bulk of my meals @ exhibit openings, and one day hope to charge $40,000 for an 8x10 canvas that was painted with Cheese Sauce & My Bare Breasts.

I have a tattoo: (No sh*t i got this comment 3 days ago @ work)
It’s the mark of the beast!!! (that idea goes quite well with the crucifix that i wear on my finger) Im a biker, a redneck.

I’m posting to this board on Friday night: I have no life.

Someone should make this version of the “List Me” books, and call it “Stereotype Me” - I’d buy it, Cause I’m all about some self discovery, at the expense of my own humiliation.

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I’m Greek, which means I’m greasy, dark-skinned, have a private Greek island, proud, hardheaded, wise, have lots of money/land and I smell like a pile of dogshit.

I’m an American, so I’m Conservative, lazy, ignorant, self absorbed and routinely ignores other countries.

I’m female, so any strong opinions MUST be influenced by PMS.

I’m fat, so I’m ugly, lazy and hate myself.

I wear glasses, so I’m geeky.

I read, so I MUST be brilliant.

I read fantasy/science fiction, so I must be smelly, messy, irritating and have no life.

I’m a socialist, so I support EVERY SINGLE LEFTIST DICTATORSHIP IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD and LOVE dictatorships! And I simply must be an idealist or evil or misguided. Oh, and I HAVE to believe that EVERYONE is exactly the same and agree with everything other socialists/leftists say!

I listen to electronic music, so I wear all black all the time and am angry or wear raver/goth/whatever stuff.

I am atheist, so I have ZERO TOLERANCE FOR ANY RELIGION WHATSOEVER!

My hair is dyed black, so I’m either ashamed of having brown hair, trendy or goth.

I live in the South, so I must be what was mentioned above.

That’s about all I can think of…eheh

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Hmm I’d do one of these but it’d be a cut and paste job …

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I like white colors on things that should never be white.

I’m not very good at this am I?

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Hm…

I’m a girl, so of course I’m no good at math or science or any of that guy’s stuff.

I dress a bit punk-ish, so of course I must be doing drugs and am incapable of appreciating any music softer than NIN.

I’m a Christian Wiccan, so of course I just can’t make up my mind and just like Wicca cause I’m a poser/just like Christianity because I want to fit in.

I’m a writer, so of course I’m horribly pretentious and concerned only with things creative.

I’m quite intelligent, so of course I must want to be an engineer, a computer programmer, or a scientist.

I’m online quite I bit, so of course I must be one of those people who can’t handle real life, who sexually preys upon young children, and who hacks into top-secret databases.

I’m not a virgin but not married, so of course I must be a total slut.

I’m bisexual, so of course I must be sleeping with everything on campus, especially the chicks.

I’m in college, so of course I’m part of a sorority, get drunk off my ass every weekend, and have a crapload of money to spend that my parents have given me.

I’m part of a LARP, so I must be a pimply-faced male living in his parent’s basement jacking off to porn and rolling dice.

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I was born in Maine so I’m a backward, moose-lovin’, lobster-eatin’, 6th grade educated fool.

I’m an Engineer so I can’t possibly have any feelings, I’m incapable of loving anyone, I’m an incurable Star-Trek geek and I have no other talents beyond technology, science and math. (check THIS)

I live in Oregon so I love Spotted owls, hate nuclear power and wear either logger boots or Birkenstocks along with my flannel shirt.

I’m registered to vote as an independent so I have no backbone, can’t make choices, and have no politcal ideals.

I’m a gay man so I have no morals, will fuck anything with a penis, chase after little boys and want to have sex with every single male I meet, gay, straight or otherwise.

I work in the television industry so I don’t care about people’s families or what thier kids watch, and I must be completely illiterate, totally brain dead and rich.

I ride a motorcycle so I’m in a gang and engage in murder, robbery, gang warfare and can’t be trusted with anything or anyone.

I drive a Jeep in the woods and on trails, so I’m raping the land and couldn’t care less about the environment.

I’m relatively smart so I’m unapproachable, aloof and generally full of myself as I look down my nose at those “stupid people” that I seem to be surrounded by. (and I end sentences with prepositions frequently.)

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I work a forty hour week at a low-paying, low stress job and this means I’m lazy and a dumbass.

I’m a woman and I’m just so clueless that I won’t notice you talking to my tits instead of to my face.

Old and dying out, thank God - I’m Polish and I should be ashamed of my heritage.

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Ah’m uh Texun, so’s ah tock lahk this and ride muh hoss down th’ durt road owt tuh th’ pasture ev’r’ day tuh punch sum cows.

I’m male, so I like sports, drink a lot of beer, watch a lot of TV, and treat women as objects.

I’m in college, so I party all day and all night and never go to class except to fail tests.

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I am a girl and therefore I am incapable of rational thought, I am not to be approached under any circumstances during certain times of the month, can’t change a flat and I can get my pretty little head around maths and stuff.

I am a brunette so I am bookish, boring and dull

I wear glasses if I am working at computers so I must be a geek

I am an engineer so I am a geek or feel myself superior to everyone who isn’t
I work offshore so I am a raging feminist who is trying to prove a point by working in a mans world

I am English so I am repressed, painfully polite, drink gallons of tea out of proper china cups and saucers and willing to queue for anything for hours.

I have horses at home so I am an elitist snob who chases foxes through fields at every opportunity.

I am from Newcastle (UK) so I am a thick, uneducated tart who will go out in the snow wearing very little.

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That was fun!

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I’m a westerner in Japan thus:

  1. I get all the girls.
  2. I am sex-crazed and devious.
  3. I am an English teacher; and its corollaries:
    a) I am rich and yet work very little.
    b) I would be a jobless loser in any other country.
    c) I get all the girls. (Most of whom my students, see items 1 and 2).
  4. I cannot use chopsticks.
  5. I never have tense shoulders (this is one of the strangest stereotypes ever, but I’ve been hearing it a lot lately.)
  6. I dislike “strange” foods like natto, raw fish, and rice.

All of the above wrong of course. . .

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I’m English, so that means I: [ul]
[li]Eat really bad food[/li][li]Am quaint[/li][li]Live in either a mansion or thatched cottage[/li][li]Drink warm beer[/li][li]Eat fish and chips every day[/li][li]Did I mention the bad teeth?[/li][/ul]

But my ethnic group is Romanichal (Gypsy), which means that I: [ul]
[li]Am dirty[/li][li]Live in a trailer[/li][li]Deal in scrap metal[/li][li]Have 16 rusting cars in my yard[/li][li]Am illiterate[/li][li]Am a thief[/li][li]Steal babies[/li][li]Con old folk out of their life savings by offering to tarmac their drive-ways.[/li][li]Eat hedgehogs[/li][li]Tell fortunes[/li][/ul]

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I read and post to SDMB, so I must be at least above average in looks, very intelligent, have a wonderful sense of humor, and have access to a computer.

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How YOU doin’, Japatlgt?

:wink:

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I’m black, which means I speak ebonically. I don’t know who my father is and I have five baby daddies. Also, I have a mouthful gold teeth to match the gold rims on my Escalade. My name is BoQuisha Jackson and I’m working to get my G.E.D because I’m a high school drop-out. You can see me on Ricki Lake every day of the week.

I also wear Teva sandals, which means I’m white lesbian environmentalist on her way to a Indigo Girl concert.

Yes, I’m full of contradictions.

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I’m a guy - so I want to fuck everything that moves.

I’m straight - so I’m homophobic and limit the above to women (well, that much is true)

I’m 24 - so I’m aimless and am working at a job that I don’t want to make a career out of.

I’m “asian” - so I’m ultra-polite (read: doormat), drive (poorly, I might add) a garishly modified Honda Civic, have spiky hair, hang around in all Asian cliques, watch tentacle-porn anime, eat raw fish (and possibly small dogs), and am a computer geek. On the plus side, I’m a wickedly smart and (possibly over-)devoted student.

I’m a computer geek so - I’m overweight, have too-long hair, eat a lot of pizza, drink a lot of Coke and Mountain Dew, and smell funny.

I went to USC (the Cali one) - so I’m spoiled, think I’m better than everyone else, and have unrealistically high expectations for our football team.

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I’m female, which means I’m supposed to be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

I’m a redhead, which means I’m hot-tempered.

I’m Jewish, so I’m supposed to be neurotic, frigid and a control freak.

I’m a nursing mother, so that means I have hairy pits and wear peasant skirts and Birkenstocks.

I have a career outside the home, so I’m selfish and don’t really love my family.

I’m pro-choice, so I think all pregnant women should be herded to abortion clinics.

Wow. This is fun!

Robin

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I’m ** Female** so I am irrational and overly emotional. I know nothing about anything mechanical, including cars or computers. I am dependent on men.

I’m a ** Teen** so I drink, have sex, and am disrespectful. I cannot be trusted and always disobey my parents. I also do not have any idea what “real work” is and am a spoiled brat.

I’m a ** Virgin** so I am a goody-two-shoes who always follows the rules and never does anything wrong.

I’m a ** Musician** so my life will amount to nothing, I use drugs and drink heavily.

I have a ** Cell Phone ** so I use it while driving, am obnoxious in theaters, am constantly using it, and because I’m a teen with one my Mommy and Daddy pay the bill.

I’m a ** Teenage Driver ** so I’ve been in an accident, am a speed demon, and cut other drivers off.

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I’m male, so I only obey my hormones and sex organs, sleep with every woman I see, but leave her for the next pretty one to come along.

I’m a law student, so I have dilusions about making partner at the world’s largest firm within 3 years. I plan to make hordes of money, and already know all the law there is.

I like Star Wars, so my home is full entirely of such memorabilia. I’d rather wait in line for new action figures than do anything else fulfilling. I own a Boba Fett costume, I live in my parents’ basement, and I’m severely overweight with cheetos in my beard.*

I read comic books, so all the Star Wars stuff goes double.

I’m German, so I must be intolerant, Polish, so I must be stupid, and Irish, so I’m a tempermental drunk.

I live in Ann Arbor, Michigan, so I’m gay, a nudist, an environmental activist, have 17,000 body piercings, and regularly skip class in order to smoke some weed.

I study karate, but I’m actually a poser who does it just to be like Chuck Norris. I frequently try to get into fights just to show off my mad skills.

*(Sadly, the “Boba Fett costume” part of this is true.)