Stereotype yourself!

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m Irish

  • which means I’m three feet tall, wear a funny hat and have a pot of gold.
    -I’m a drunk
    -Have a bad temper

I’m a gymrat
-I’m stupid
-I pose in a mirror all day
-My friends and I greet each other chest to chest

I’ve got a business degree
-materialistic

I’m working on a Physics Degree
-a genious
-a geek (although I’m not sure why I get accused of biting the heads off chickens - I’ve only done that once)

I’m a snowboarder
-smoke weed
-feel it’s my job to ruin everyone else’s ski experience

I’m Blond
-stupid

I’m a clotheshorse
-materialistic
-spend hours in front of the mirror every day

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I’m a ** male teenager**. This means that I split my day evenly between web porn and drugs.
I am ** not repulsed by homosexuality** This means I’m gay. Damn, that one pisses me off.
I am white, which means that my reactions to people of melanin ranges from condescending contempt to bitter hatred.
I am ** pro-choice ** which means that I desire to rend gobbets of flesh from living children and devour them (the gobbets. Hmm, and the children, too.) as a sacrifice to my dark god.
I’m a card-carrying ** atheist. ** This means that I consider all people of all religions deluded fools.

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I’m three-fifths German, meaning I’m highly efficient, drive really fast and scare children with my extremely angular face and nihilistic outlook on life. I might also drink a lot. I’m one-third Polish. Make the obvious jokes. I’m also American, meaning I am loud, drive a tank and wave my flag while praisin’ the Lawd.

I’m sixteen years old, making me an irresponsible, sex-crazed fashion whore. I may also be naïve. I live in rural Florida, and thus, I drive airboats around town, wrestle alligators and cannot read. I also have a truck with enormous tires and no muffler, with a large-caliber rifle in the back.

I am a vegetarian. I must therefore be whiny, pacifist and really frail. I also go out on rampages to stop slaughterhouses, Dairy Queen, surfing and anything that may possibly hurt an animal in any way. I’m bisexual. I must be an extremely depraved pervert with no standards. Ladies, and gentlemen, better watch me closely on the bus, especially around children. But don’t worry; I’ll settle into either hetero- or homosexuality in a few years.

I have red hair that’s longish and getting longer. I’m obviously a bad-tempered dilletante who goes off on tangents about what’s ‘art’ and what isn’t. I’m also obsessed with crotches and was mauled by Satanic kittens.

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Thanks for the coding fix, Uke. Wow, you’re the first person on SDMB who’s flirted with me. This is some kind of landmark occasion. :smiley:

Carry on, people. This is great!

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Get in line ;). And hey, my sister smokes clove cigarettes, so there are actually two of them in the world…

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I am a woman so I am a bad driver

I am Mexican so I am stupid, I am lazy, and I only came to the USA to live off the government.

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I am a mix of German, English, Native American (black foot, chuktaw, chikawa and cheerokee.) Which means I’m prideful and avoid alchool.

From Maryland which means I say Hun alot and how about dem’ O’s.

I am an Aquarius which means I am a freaky arty type as well as a book nerd and would take a book over a man any day.

I am a brunette which means that I am not sexy but very intelligent and borring.

I am a teenager which means I do lot’s of illegal drugs, have lot’s of unprotected sex, I have a babies daddy, go out drinking and dancing and usually go against authority figures.
I am female and therefor are very emotional and weak with humongus bouts of the occasional PMS.

I am the oldest and that makes me responsible, mature and spoiled but well behaved.

I am wiccan and supposedly worship tree’s and or the devil. I am evil and people should fear me and automatically tag me a goth and Marilyn Manson fan. I also know evil spells and can put a curse on you.

Public Schooled so I am uneducated and spent most of my time smoking in the bathroom and in detention.

American

Live in the projects so I am “ghetto” and say things like mo fo and yo. I also drink colt 45’s and have 3 children at the age of 20.

I am a writer and poet so I am very out of it and walk around either dirt poor or very richly dressed and often spout literary nonsense when wooing someone or trying to impress others.

I am an artist and am supposed to be either slightly or totally insane as well as dressing in outrageous clothing and eating strange foods.

I am fat and therefor lazy, unattractive and usually stupid and a bully I also have a thing for twinkies.

I’m a Virgin so I am a goody-two-shoes who always follows the rules and never does anything wrong.

I am an Otaku/Anime fan so I never take a bath live, eat and breath anime and own evry anime created and can name every anime director and artist.

I am a reading tutor so I am snobby, intelligent, nerdy and snub others below my standing.

I own a LJ so I am a lifeless spore that lives only to have others comment on how bad my life is.

I’m on the internet so I am an internet genius, can do HTML coding, and depend on it for my very survival and like LJ I have no real friends except those on the net.

I own a gaming sytem so I am a Gamer and spend all day playing Final Fnatsy and Grand Theft Auto 3.

I have lot’s of pets so my house is dirty and smells funny.

I like Eminem therefor I am a poser and have no idea what I’m listening to because I’m just trying to be in the In-crowd.

I was raised by a single mother. Which means I am an under privileged bastard who will marry an abusive man to make up for not having a father figure.

I’m Bi so I’m easy, slutty and will screw anything that walks.
I think That’s all for now :slight_smile:

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I am a woman. Which means I will never be as smart as a man and I’m overly emotional. I’m only good for house work and having children.

I am obese. Which means I am lazy, dirty, and stupid. I will never be attractive. I will never enjoy anything. I am depressed.

I am pagan. Which means I have orgys, and worship satan. I’m also morally devoid and have a problem making the correct choices for myself. I’m confused and just cant see the correct path.

I am an english major. So I really have no idea what I want to do, and I’m lazy.

I have large breasts. So I am easy.

I am Irish, and German. So I have a quick temper and like to drink alot.

I have a GED. Which means I’m not smart enough.

I am American. Which means I’m boorish, crude, self-centered, ignorant of international affairs, and graceless.

I am white. Which means I have no idea what life is really like, and my ancestors kept slaves. I must be racist. Somewhere, in some galaxy, I’m keeping someone down.

I am pro-choice. Which makes me a murder. Again, devoid of all morals.

I am against the death penalty. I am a hypocrite. This also means I am for making the general public pay for criminal institutions. I have no faith in the system.

I am not a virgin, but I am not married. I am a slut.

I was raised by a single mother. Which means I am an under privileged bastard.

I am for gay rights, but heterosexual. I’m obviously hiding.

I am a liberal environmentalist. ANIMAlS BEFORE PEOPLE! I think all problems can be solved by throwing money at them. I want handouts. I cant do anything for myself. I love Bill Clinton.

I am a japanese anime fan. Which means I want to be Japanese. I never grew up. I have no grasp on reality. I am an obsessed otaku.

aaaiieeee I meant to post it here but I started a new thread by accident. Ah well. here is mine.

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LOL… that’s a new one for me with regards to Ann Arbor… I’ve spent a bit of time there but I can’t say I noticed too much in the way of nekkid pierced gay tree-huggers. I’ll have to keep my eyes peeled next time I’m in town.

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Please let me bear your children. :smiley:

Now me!

I’m female, and therefore of abnormally weak constitution, prone to attacks of ‘nerves’ and a raging inability to make important life decisions without input from a male authroity figure.

I’m skinny, therefore I must be bulimic or anorexic, obsessed with body image and feel secretly superior to anyone who weighs more 85 lbs.

I’m a grad student, and am therefore irresponsible, idealistic, and deeply frightened of entering the ‘real world’. I choose to hide behind my parents’ money and my college education rather than expose myself as the naive fool that I really am. I am painfully idealistic and spend much of my time in a drunken stupor.

I’m only 24, which means I am hopelessly naive and ignorant, and in sore need of someone wiser and more experienced to dictate to me the exact course the rest of my life should follow.

I’m a biology student, and therefore worthless in the job market, trapped in my ivory tower scowling down at the uneducated commoners. I have no empathy or human emotions, which were eroded from my psyche by long hours in hideously evil dissection rooms.

I’m Irish, and therefore overly superstitious and prone to slurred speech. I am rabidly Catholic and harbor terrorist sympathies.

I’m Creek, so this makes me proud and dignified, wise beyond al human ken, in harmony with nature and capable of communicating with animal and nature spirits.

I’m an atheist, and thus have no respect for religious persons, preferring instead to hold them as mindless sheep bowing before antiquated idols. In my spare time, I also worship Satan and drink the still-hot blood of sacrificed Christian children.

I’m a vegan, and am insane and sickly, burning with a long-denied need for meat. I often participate in campaigns which require me to protest fur and leather with unabashed shows of public nakedness, and then hop into a conversion van with black-suited individuals intent on fire-bombing the nearest medical research facility. I weep openly at milk.

I have short, black hair, and am given to wearing turtlenecks and reciting beat poetry, while spontaneously breaking into kung-fu and generally being mysterious and unpredictable.

I appear regularly in men’s shorts and of course I am a scary lesbian feminazi who enjoys mountain-biking and will defend to the death my views on Melissa etheridge.

I am an aspiring writer and am thus deluding myself.

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I’m an American - so I either look down on or ignore the rest of the world.

I’m male - so I’m a chauvanist, a misogynist, and a potential rapist.

I’m white - so I can’t dance and like to oppress minorities while co-opting their culture for myself.

I’m **Polish, English, **and German - so I’m a stupid kielbasa-eating rube who lives in a drab basement while I decorate the upstairs with gaudy tchotckes, am all the stuff the other posters said about being English, and love saurkraut, dark beer and genocide.

I’m a Southerner - already covered pretty well, but let’s add the perfect Jerry Springer guest/viewer.

I’m from Alabama - so increase the Southerner thing by a factor of ten. Also add: I get misty-eyed at the mere mention of Bear Bryant, George Wallace, or Lynyrd Skynyrd (or that song); and I give a damn who won the Iron Bowl last year.

I’m an atheist - so I’m actually a Satanist or a Madaline Murry O’Hair follower.

I’m an ex-Catholic and former altar boy - so I left the church because I was molested by priests and now have issues with my sexuality.

I’m overweight, wear glasses, watch anime, read scifi, read literature - already covered.

I like foreign films with subtitles - so I’m an elitist Starbucks frappacino-sipping movie snob poser who would sell his soul to get into film school.

I went to a state college - because I was too dumb and lazy to get into anywhere else.

I work third-shift - so I’m a jaded, antisocial burnout vampire.

I’m in therapy and on anti-depressants - so I’m a whiney naval-gazer who hates his mother, feels unloved by his father, has intimacy issues, and wacks off at the shrine of Dr. Phil.

I have narrow “Chinese” eyes and longish hair - so I smoke more ganja than Cheech, Chong, and a VW microbus full of Deadheads with glaucoma. And I look like this: :smiley: and act like this: :confused:.

Lissla Lissar, after that post you’ll be getting flirted with lots more. Including by me.

:: queues up behind Uke and Weird_AL, taps foot impatiently ::

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I don’t know why, but that particular note has me laughing so hard that I’m about to pee my pants.

Maybe it’s because I’ve had similar feelings about cottage cheese??

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I want to try…

I’m a stay at home mom: I’m lazy and do nothing but watch soap operas and eat bon-bons

Before I chose to stay at home I was a cook/pastry chef: Because I can’t do anything else with my life. Cooking is for people who can’t get a real job.

I’m quiet and a bit shy and have a significant hearing loss: I must be a snob, why else would I not talk to people in large crowds and noisy bars.

I have a strong spirituality: I’ve been brain washed.

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I’m asian so I’m reserved, really good at math, short, have slant eyes and buck teeth.

Or more specifically, i’m korean so i eat dog, run a vegetable store, constantly fearing/hating black people, and get drunk on soju to sing and make a scene.

i’m short so i secretly envy and hate all tall people.

i’m a high school senior making me self centered, irresponsible, completely ignorant but thinking i know everything, trying really really hard to get laid, drink a lot of beer, and smoke weed everyday.

I listen to hip hop so i don’t have any real understanding of music but just enjoy people cussing, wear pants wide enough to fit 3 people, but at the same time i’m asian so i secretly want to be black because they have that cool accent and can cap people’s asses.

i listen to metal so i’m a self-centered goth who spends all his time feeling sorry for himself hoping to find a way out of his miserable middle class suburban life.

I don’t associate myself with any religion so i’m a godless atheist who thinks every religious person is intellectually below him or a wishy washy agnostic who needs to take a side.

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Ja, with the the lightness:

I’m a slim white guy with glasses. Clearly, I am either in Tech Support, or a serial killer.

I’m a Gemini, atheist, and I have brown hair. Clearly, I am a godless, double-talking communist, that is, if ever anyone was to notice me. Still, either in Tech Support, or a serial killer.

I live in Brooklyn, which means I am never without my baseball bat in case I see a black man. I know more about making pizzas than you ever will, pronounce third “toid,” and every third sentence I speak must be “You can Fugettaboutit!”

I’m Canadian, which means I secretly want to be American, but can’t bring myself to litter, jaywalk, be mean, or shoot things. I get drunk on Molson, shoot polar bears, and appreciate all things icy, eh?

I play Bridge, so I’m so old and decrepit that my pendant-alert-necklace pages the cemetary to get my plot ready. I have roughly the physique and social status of Star Trek fans.

I’m Irish and Jewish which means half the drinking and anger, but all the guilt. I probably am hot-tempered and a firefigher, and perhaps control Hollywood in my spare time.

Clearly, I am an aged, out of shape and so very drunk serial killer with poor social skills who runs a clean and polite pawn shop in the back of a firehouse in Canarsie. I have a unique system whereby when people accuse me of ‘jewing them down’ I beat them politely my baseball bat, shouting “Taste me bat, boyo – It’s magically delicious!”

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Woohoo! My first official SDMB flirt! :smiley:

You act as if the two are mutually exclusive. :wink:

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Eee! stupid, girly giggle Wait till I tell my fiance about this! Maybe he’ll get all tough and protective. thinks Well, no. Probably not.

Right, I’m also short- which means (combined with female) that I’m helpless and weak.

I read science fiction, which reinforces the nerd thing. And poetry- for fun! Aargh!

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Hoy, let’s see!

I’m:

Gay, which means I want to molest your children. (Sorry, but most of the others are actually true. And this one might be true too, provided your children are male, older than 16, really cute, and say yes.) Oh, and HIV positive to boot, because I’ve spent my whole life getting buggered without a condom, which I dearly love to do.

Wiccan, which means I’m a dizzy-headed vegetarian who can twitch my nose and cast love spells on people.

Femme, which means I wear negligees and I’m not really a man, whatever that means.

Male, which means I’m a coarse brutish lout.

Canadian, which means I’m bluff and outdoorsy, but kind of boring. And I wear red serge.

a Quebecer, and worse, a Quebec nationalist, which means I’m a short, fat Nazi who drinks a lot of beer, goes to strip clubs, and wants to send the English to concentration camps.

an Anglo, and worse, a federalist, which means I’m a bigoted, mindless ass who’s successfully avoided learning French despite living in Montreal for seven years, throws a screaming hissy fit whenever anyone talks to me in French (including “Bonjour” and “Pardon”), lives in Westmount, tries to return French magazines claiming that they’re “defective,” and desperately longs to live in Toronto. (This is not so much a stereotype as a compilation of bad examples.)

a university student, which means I’m a pretentious snot who doesn’t know a thing about the Real World.

a campus leftie, which means I like to go and annoy poor people and make wild pronouncements about the environment and globalization and then go home and get Daddy to make the down-payment on my Vette.

an antiglobalization activist, which means I, personally, murder police officers and burn down entire cities on a regular basis because I have nothing better to do, and certainly have no opinion on anything that actually has to do with globalization because I wouldn’t know a tariff if it bit me on the ass; I want to keep poor people poor; also I think Canada should stop trading with everyone anywhere, because trade is inherently evil and because I’m a Communist.

a New Democrat, which means I’m an excessively humourless and earnest elderly British Columbian hippie of dubious gender or an union thug; that I want all freestanding objects fastened to something and I want to soak the rich for every penny they own and then send them to concentration camps; and also that I’m blissfully unaware of my party’s vote percentage in the last election (this last I deduce because people insist on telling it to me.)

a politician, which means I’m the scum of the universe.

a linguistics major, which means I speak one hundred million languages and will never have a job.

a Trekkie, which means I speak Klingon and wear Spock ears and a Starfleet uniform on a daily basis;

an otaku, which means I’m a four-hundred-pound guy with a receding hairline who rarely bathes and likes drawings of tentacle pedophilia and physically impossible breastesses;

a sex-positive person, which means I attend drug- and alcohol-sodden orgies on a regular basis, have no life at all beyond my hormones, never leave the house, treat other people as worthless things to be fucked and discarded, am bisexual and sadomasochistic (not that there’s anything wrong with that), and am totally incapable of having any sort of relationship with anyone.

I think that just about covers it, but if I think of anything else I’ll be sure to let you know.

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Oh! I forgot to add:

young, which means that my political opinions are of no value whatsoever, I have no life experience, I am extremely conformist to everything, and really, nobody should pay me any attention at all.

I have no visible abdominal muscles, which makes me a loathsome troll who cannot fuck and has no business being in a gay bar at all.

And finally, being gay, I have a clean apartment. (Of all the stereotypes that could fail to apply to me, it had to be this one…)

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Okay, let’s get this party started…

First, I’m male. Thus, I’m an insensitive clod who hates dancing, figure skating, poetry, and generally anything that can’t be drunk or blown up.

Next, I’m Canadian, so I’m courteous, meek, reserved, and have a militant hatred for anything American. And I play hockey. All. The. Freaking. Time.

Furthermore, not only am I from Canada, but more specifically from Saskatchewan. My best friends must therefore be a combine, a tractor and my two heifers, Daisy and Gladys.

My B.A. is in English, so I obviously have impeccable grammar. I break out in hives when someone ends a sentence with a preposition. And yes, I do aspire to be a taxi driver/convenience store worker/waiter.

I’m currently a grad student, so I’m a pretentious asshole who goes to poetry readings, won’t drink anything that doesn’t involve chai or ginseng, and namedrops Lacan and Derrida into everyday conversation.

Since I still live at home, I’m lazy, unmotivated, and play Nintendo 64 in my boxer shorts while my mom does my laundry.

I played french horn and trumpet in a concert band for seven years, which means I’m a socially inept ultra-geek with glasses a mile thick and an oversized retainer.

I’m tall and thin, which means I either “just need a good homecooked meal,” or I’m a heroin addict.

I wear thick-rimmed glasses so I’m a pretentious art snob.

And finally, I host a community radio show, so I hate all music that doesn’t sound like rabid weasels mating, and if you even think of mentioning that you listen to commercial radio I will launch into a scathing diatribe against you, your music tastes, and your mother’s sexual proclivities.