Stereotype yourself!

In My Humble Opinion
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I am blonde which means I am just a pretty face who cannot think for herself. I sit and giggle and act as men’s lap ornaments.

I have no real thoughts of my own. Oh yeah, I’m a total slut too and a bitch by nature to other women.

I am female which tells you that I am only in existance for men to drool over. I must keep my body as society dictates and fit into their mold. Therefore, I should not choose a career as a filmmaker, doctor, lawyer or anything else that invades the boys club and requires brain cells.

I am the youngest which means I was raised as daddy’s little princess and a spoiled brat.

I am from California which makes me a blonde, tan, resident beach bum. Oh yes, David Hasselhoff lives next door to me.

I am Jewish which means I have brown hair, a hook nose and am greedy and money hungry. I will never pay full price for anything, but I’ll jack up the price when I sell things and make it seem like I’m cutting you a deal. I will grow up to be a control freak who’s always at the hair dresser and is constantly cooking and telling their kids and their friends that they’re “too skinny”. I also have sex through a hole in a sheet.

I am an older teenager so I am out having sex with my boyfriend who I’m in LoVe with. I am not to be trusted and cannot think for myself. I also enjoy boy bands and scream at the likes of Justin Timberlake or any other star of his nature.

I went to private school all of my life so therefore, I’m a rich bitch who’s parents handed everything to her on a silver platter. I also think I’m better than all those kids who went to public school. And since it was Catholic school, I’m a closet slut who rolls her skirt after school and parades around at the boys school liking lollipops and perusing for potential blow job candidates.

I have big boobs that are out of proportion to my body so of course they’re fake. Daddy bought them for me. And since i have such large breasts, I am too stupid to notice you gawking at them.

I am of German descent which makes me a Nazi sympathizer. I also like my beer.

I am of Irish descent which makes me a beer chugging alcoholic. Oh yes, I also have a red face from too much spirits. Oh, I’m also Catholic and I despise the English. You starved us out of our country you filthy buggers!

I am of Polish descent which means I am stupid and weak and my life sucks.

I am Irish and Jewish. Omigosh, does that exist?

I am a German Jew (as in my Jewish relatives actually lived in Germany prior to coming to America.) That is weird. I bet you’ve never heard of such a thing.

I am single which means I cannot get a guy to save my life. Or I chose to be like that.

I dress in preppy clothes which makes me a rich bitch who likes to talk about people behind their backs.

I am a theater geek which means i was in the drama club in high school and invariably had no friends. I must lust after gay men and have only gay guy friends.

I am a college student which means I like to party hard and can handle my alchohol. I’ll sleep with anything with a penis and I make frequent appearances on Girls Gone Wild. I’ll make a cameo in class once in a while.

I am short which makes me childish and innocent.

I tested out of high school which means I am too dumb to be able
to hack it in the real world and am destined to hone in on my “would you like fries with that?” skills.

I am American which makes me loud, obnoxious and makes me think my culture is superior to all other cultures. Quote of choice, “How come they don’t speak English in Africa? That makes it really difficult for me to talk to them.”

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I’m English and therefore emotionally repressed, lousy in bed, a football hoolifan, arrogant and condescending to Johnny foreigners.

I’m a student and therefore spend all my time with a bong in my mouth, a picket board covered in insanely liberal slogans in one hand and a Pot Noodle in the other.

I’m Pro-life and am therefore in favour of the instant relegation of all women to 5th class citizen status (somewhere below snails, but just above amoeba’s). I am a cold hearted Patriarchial monster who spends my days beating my wife (barefoot and pregnant, of course) with my extra large, made to order crucifix as I force her (cross in one hand, loaded gun in the other) to fellate me while I scream biblical verses at the top of my lungs so my 13 children (crammed in a box under the stairs) won’t miss out on the sanctifying word of the LORD.

I would be a NAZI (cue the danger music) but feel Hitler was just too much of a lefty for my taste. I hate everyone and everything that isn’t a Southern Baptist (even though I’m English) and am fondly looking forward to the day when the rapture comes and all you heathen scum will burn in hell while me and my buddies point, laugh and jeer at you and congratulate ourselves that we were wise enough to accept the true word of the LORD and inflict as much suffering on the women of the world as we could in our brief, pointless lives. But one thing I’m not, is bitter :rolleyes:

Not only am I a student but I am an English Literature Student and am therefore wasting my time studying for a degree to work in Burger King.

I wear glasses so I must be a hyper intelligent computer geek with little or no social skills.

I’m part Dutch so I spend my days performing euthanasia on old people through a hazy cloud of marijuana smoke.

I am also an aspiring writer and am thus destined to be destitute. Oh well, C’est la vie.

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I’m Canadian, so I end every sentence in “eh,” am a commie socialist hippie, and/or live in an igloo, log for a living, and play hockey.

I have red hair (like a huge number of others in this thread, I notice), so I’m Irish or Swedish, have a bad temper, and am considered incredibly hot by all males.

I’m a female college student, so I’m a) spacey, b) lesbian, and c) never get a decent night’s sleep.

I like The Lord of the Rings, so I can speak five kinds of Elvish fluently, hate the “modern” tales like, God forbid, Star Wars, am incredibly bookish and/or live in my parent’s basement and never do laundry.

I post to the SDMB, so I participate in Great Debates, generally have something intelligent to say, think scott evil should remember about safe sex, and attend far too many DopeFests.

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I’m a 100% Italian-American who’s father is a retired sanitation worker! You got a fuckin’ problem with that?

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Oh yea, I’m bald so I’m paranoid that everyone’s looking at my bald head instead of my fantastically well defined ass.
They are? Damn!!!

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I am a girl. This means I am obviously weaker and want to settle down with a good husband and live in a house with a white picket fence with my 2.3 children.

I am Italian, which means I am in the mafia, and I’m very hairy.

I am Irish. Good lord, I’m a terrible drunk!

I am Scottish, and what do you think of my kilt?

I’m also German, so I must be a Neo-Nazi skinhead.

Did I mention that I’m Hungarian. Why, I must be crazy as a loon!

I am a teenager, which means I am naive and inexperienced and the urge to rebel against my parents is coursing through my veins!

I am a Floridian, A.K.A an old lady who lives on a beachfront senior citizen community, and I spend all my days reading trashy romance novels on the beach.

I wear mostly black. I’m a goth, and I write bad poetry and I think I’m a vampire!

I attend private school. This, of course, means I’m an elitist and a prep and by god, I’m better than you.

I’m an athiest. I’m intolerant of all religions, and I think of those with faith as sheep being herded by the corrupt and slightly crazed forces of the papacy in Rome! I also have no morals to speak of.

For the most part, I support Green Party ideals. I’m obviously a crazed liberal tree-hugger, and a personal friend of Ralph himself.

I’m bisexual. I must be confused about my sexuality, and damned greedy because I want EVERYBODY. I also sleep with anything that moves, and I go to Pride parades.