I am a woman. Which means I will never be as smart as a man and I’m overly emotional. I’m only good for house work and having children.
I am obese. Which means I am lazy, dirty, and stupid. I will never be attractive. I will never enjoy anything. I am depressed.
I am pagan. Which means I have orgys, and worship satan. I’m also morally devoid and have a problem making the correct choices for myself. I’m confused and just cant see the correct path.
I am an english major. So I really have no idea what I want to do, and I’m lazy.
I have large breasts. So I am easy.
I am Irish, and German. So I have a quick temper and like to drink alot.
I have a GED. Which means I’m not smart enough.
I am American. Which means I’m boorish, crude, self-centered, ignorant of international affairs, and graceless.
I am white. Which means I have no idea what life is really like, and my ancestors kept slaves. I must be racist. Somewhere, in some galaxy, I’m keeping someone down.
I am pro-choice. Which makes me a murder. Again, devoid of all morals.
I am against the death penalty. I am a hypocrite. This also means I am for making the general public pay for criminal institutions. I have no faith in the system.
I am not a virgin, but I am not married. I am a slut.
I was raised by a single mother. Which means I am an under privileged bastard.
I am for gay rights, but heterosexual. I’m obviously hiding.
I am a liberal environmentalist. ANIMAlS BEFORE PEOPLE! I think all problems can be solved by throwing money at them. I want handouts. I cant do anything for myself. I love Bill Clinton.
I am a japanese anime fan. Which means I want to be Japanese. I never grew up. I have no grasp on reality. I am an obsessed otaku.
Okay, well I think I am all done now. If I think of anymore I will let you know. 