This is to comment on one of the questions posed:
What’s the best way to sterilize myself without telling my wife?
Well, one really good idea is to go through chemotherapy. Being a cancer patient, I was told by the doctors that there is a 98% chance of being sterilized by the chemo and radiation. Of course, you might get sick (although I did not), lose a lot of weight (which isn’t a bad thing if you’re overweight), and lose your hair (just tell your wife you like the skinhead look).
For some reason, I’m thinking cancer isn’t exactly what a guy would consider the “best,” or least conspicuous, option.
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