Ha. The wordiness makes it great. I see it printed in heavy American Typewriter, black on white, on a tall sign so the sentence runs several lines, makes it look like a paragraph. 
Write “I am” to start.
Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!
It’s a classic and always had a ring to it.
Some Problems Are So Complicated You Need TWO Bumper Stickers To Write the Solution
Better yet, change “bumper stickers” to “signs” and split this up between two signs:
**
Three, if you are Republican.**
Four, if you are Democrat.
better yet - is there a way to get these various local rallies’ logistics accessible in a simple-to-read format (I don’t want to follow long threads - well, other than here! ;)) outside of Facebook?
Thanks for any help - I am seriously looking at the NYC rally and my 12-year-old son wants to go, too!
Or perhaps a rebel flag or a picture of the dead on a Civil War battlefield with the slogan IRRECONCILABLE DIVISIVENESS IS TO DIE FOR (but damn it makes for great movies)
Sixteen if you’re Sybil.
I’m going, my first rally since the 60’s w00t. Look for a little old lady in a Hawaiian shirt.
Is My Sign
Spelled Right?
Or
Is My Sign
Spelled Rihgt?
30 Rock fans should get this one; for those who aren’t, relevant clip.
**
I’m One of the Drunk Ones!**
Looking at different sites I still see some oout there that think this is a bash the Tea Party rally. It isn’t. Here’s a great post going around about the theme.
And here’s aninteresting clip from the Daily Show in 2005 speaking of the same theme. I guess we were waiting for the right person to invite us to speak up.
Friggin’ hell. I think I managed to talk myself into going. I can book airfare and a hotel near Dulles for a reasonable price, and this is something I just don’t want to miss.
be ye patriotic prozac
We should see about a Dope gathering on the Mall.
Ignorance Is Not A Virtue;
Knowledge Is Not A Vice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa…WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
I think Sampiro’s I’m one of the drunk ones is sublime.
I’m in.
With signs that say:
Friends of Cecil
Who brought Pie?
Drinking a Better
Quality of Kool-Aid