Stickers etc. I would put on my car if I were the kind of guy who put stickers etc. on his car

[california_jobcase]

Around here, I’d like one that says “The South Lost- get over it!”

[FairyChatMom]

I went to Purdue University in the 70s. I suspect this particular sticker was cobbled together from two, but I always wanted it: Undue Perversity

[Ichbin_Dubist]

Reunite Gondwanaland. A cause I can get behind.

[Queen_Bruin]

Stickers for the following organizations:

Amnesty International
ACLU
NOW
Sierra Club
NRA

Just to fuck with people.

[MacCat]

WARNING: I Brake For Tailgaters

[Simplicio]

@Ulf_the_Unwashed

I don’t know how prevalent they are in your area, but around here a lot of people have these oval European-country-style stickers that reference beach resorts: CC for Cape Cod, OBXfor the Outer Banks, scuse me, Banx, OC for Ocean City, HH for Hilton Head, BI for bisexuality, I mean Block Island.

My dad made one of these that said “RTH”. Took me the better part of a year to figure out what it was supposed to say.

My girlfriend wants to make up a bunch of bumper-stickers with a bunch of totally, uncontroversial phrases on them. “Sometimes, people are sad”, “flowers smell nice” etc.

[GIGObuster]

@Ulf_the_Unwashed

Also, you know those cartoony stick-figurey pictures people often put on their rear windows–one for each member of the family, often including the cats and dogs? So when you’re behind a minivan you can say, “Ah, this family evidently consists of a mom, a dad, two daughters, one son, a dog, and a cat?” And then wonder how many of them will actually be inside if and when you pass them? (The answer seems to most often be “not many.” But YMMV.)

I think I would go for one of the best parodies of that “stick-figurey” trend

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/store/images/store_big_GLOR.gif

Our Family… Tim, Susan, Jimmy… Glornak the Destroyer.

[Isamu]

“My other sticker is a political one.”

[kayaker]

@Queen_Bruin

Stickers for the following organizations:

Amnesty International
ACLU
NOW
Sierra Club
NRA

Just to fuck with people.

Took me a minute to understand your point, as I support these organizations.:smack:

[Tranquilis]

@Mahaloth

I’d get the one George Carlin suggested:

We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient enough that he doesn’t need us to celebrate his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.

Or another George Carlin classic:

I found Jesus!
He’s in my trunk

Combine that with one of those gag fake hands that hang out of your trunk or door, and you’ve got a winner.

[AnalogSignal]

To frighten other drivers:

[ul]
[li]I DRIVE BETTER DRUNK[/li]
[li]DEAD BABY ON BOARD[/li][/ul]

[Paul_in_Qatar]

“Put the Phone Down and Drive.” in Arabic.

[surrounded_by_literalists]

My favorites:

Silly boy…Trucks are for girls!

0 to bitchy in 3.5 seconds.

You driving would be much safer for the rest of us with that phone up your ass.

[ducati]

I’ve had a Darwin fish emblem on 3 of my vehicles. All of them were forcibly removed, causing damage to the cars. Presumably by irate Christians.

I’ve never seen any atheists tearing off Jesus fish emblems, have you?

[Scubaqueen]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

I have an ATMOS sticker - probably the most obscure geeky sticker possible.

i want! i want! WHERE did you find one? **that **i wouuld put on my car.

i would also have *‘keep honking. i’m reloading.’ *
laughed so hard when i saw that on a car once i nearly drove myself off the road.

[3trew]

I find my “Miskatonic University” sticker to be an elegant sufficiency, but am considering an EOD window decal.

The other day I saw a jacked up F-250 with the extended box, big mirrors, the whole macho package. It had a Harley Davidson decal across the entire back window, but what really made it for me was the sticker on the tail gate: “I’m the bitch who fell off”.

[HeyHomie]

I want to get one that says “What would Buddha do?” But I don’t see it going over well on Sunday mornings parking that in my church parking lot.

[Gray_Ghost]

Not a bumper sticker guy, but I’ve always liked the “Cthulhu for President—Why Vote for A Lesser Evil?” and “My Other Body is a Lich” stickers.

The turning blue bumper sticker is kinda neat. I’d never heard of it until reading about it here.

Edit: Just saw 3trew’s post. Love the Harley rider reference. She’d probably laugh at my college friend’s bumper sticker on his redneck cadillac: “My Other Toy Has Tits.”

[An_Arky]

I want one on the front bumper, in reverse letters, saying “Get The Fuck Out Of The Way”.

[Mk_VII]

One that said, ‘What Would Dirty Harry Do?’