“HONK
If you’ve never seen a gun fired from a vehicle.”
“If you can read this
YOU’RE IN RANGE”
Heh heh.
Yes:
Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?
Elaine: Yeah, that’s right! [Makes devil horns with her fingers and growls]
I’d want “Stupid Yellow Sign on Board”.
I recently saw the one I want in a pit thread about JW’s and other doorbell ringers. Someone linked to a sign to discourage them sold at Amazon and under other recommendations was a T-Rex silhouette eating a Jesus fish. That’s the one I want.
Dyslexics of the
World - UNTIE
One that my Escort wore for several years (bought at the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel gift shop 20 years ago-I keep looking for another one):
Hug Your Kids at Home
Belt Them in the Car!
No Truck Nutz?
She cut them off.
Mahaloth sure must have a BIG car. And the folks behind him are gonna have get real CLOSE to read all that.
I like mine short, with a twist of humor and a strong jab at the emperors bare behind.
Like this… http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/stickers-ss2.html#54
The folks who might take offense probably don’t know what the Dark Ages were. The Enlightened types who understand history will chuckle. And it can be read easily from 20 feet away.
I’ve always wanted Jesus fish with open mouths…getting smaller and smaller all the way across the car. 
…but I really like the “What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about” one from magic moon glow’s link.
I once saw a scary truck absolutely plastered in pro-gun bumper stickers along with a charming one proudly proclaiming the driver to be a “Vaginatarian.”
He really should have slapped a “My child is an honor student at …” sticker on there too, just to mess with people.
Adopted, no doubt.
I saw this today. It made me laugh.
I got this http://cgi.ebay.com/HELLO-KITTY-AK-47-GUN-RIFLE-DECAL-WINDOW-STICKER-CAR-/320563403314?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item76bed2e2e2
sticker for my truck but haven’t put it up yet.