Mrs Bobbit, is that you?
A guy and a girl are out on a first date. She’s really hot, and he does not know if he can control himself, especially since she’s obviously teasing him on. He takes her home, and she invites him inside for a cup of coffee. He can stand it no longer. As soon as she opens her front door, he grabs her, throws her on the rug and has his way with her. Afterward, he tells her, “I know you liked that. Know how I can tell? Because you curled your toes. That always means a woman has enjoyed it.” "No, she says, “it means I’m wearing pantyhose.”
I’d prefer to be the leg warmer.
All set, thanks. Not a fan of 'em.
I’d prefer no stockings/hose and no underwear over that any day of the week.
Just chiming in to say that I am also a big fan. Seams up the back are great; lace scalloping around the tops of the stockings is fun, too. I prefer black, but readily admit that redheads and some blondes look better in white. Other colors are a hard sell for me - red around Christmas or Valentine’s, maybe, but generally black or white is all I like. For some reason I particularly enjoy seeing women dressed for work who have decided to make the extra effort of adding a little sexiness. A tailored or fitted top occasionally reveals the outline of a garter belt, which I find to be much more interesting and exciting than a visible panty line - especially in this age of the trashy and tacky whale tail. A pencil skirt snug enough to reveal the otherwise-hidden garter clips or the top edge of the stockings is also a nice touch.
Leg warmers remind me of the 1980s. Generally the only people I see wearing them are hipster types. The outfits paired with leg warmers are generally in the category of “trying way too hard to look edgy” and they just end up looking stupid.
Holy Cow! I look away for one day, and BAM!
This may be my biggest thread to date!
Now, since I feel we’ve gotten a good response (which appears at first glance to be overwhelmingly positive), I’ll add in my own
HELL YEAH!
Siam Sam
Or alternatively:
A man tops a woman in the back seat of his car. Afterwards he says: “I’m so sorry! If I’d known you were virgin I’d have taken more time.”
and she replies: “If I’d known we had more time, I’d have taken off my pantyhose first.”
Testy
Add me to the “oh, hell yes!” side.
And leg-warmers too…
Hell yeah!
And DEFINITELY in black (especially thigh highs).
Shockingly, I think I’m the first guy to express a clear preference for black stockings/thigh highs.
Chiming in with a “hell, yes!” vote. And they must be thigh-highs, sheer, plain black and with a widish plain blank band on top. Seams are optional, but nice. It’s all pretty much at the level of a fetish with me, and I won’t even attempt to analyse why I find them so damned erotic. They just are.
Yes.
Stockings are much sexier than pantyhose, whether they’re self-supporting thigh-highs or held up by garters. The sexiest woman in the world would have trouble making pantyhose look alluring. Stockings look much nicer and don’t get in the way when you’re getting ready to…do stuff.
Just remember, ladies, panties go on over the garters. Makes it possible to take them off without having to undo anything.
You bet to the garters, but the stockings have to have the seams up the back.
And it’s not just the look. It’s knowing “Your feet and your ass have been in that same nylon bag all day.” Eee-ick.
I hate to come off as picky, because heavens’ knows that I am not when it comes to this subject, but I would like to add that much of my fondness for this specific style depends on the woman.
There are women who don’t look that good in stockings and suspenders. I still love 'em mind you, but they should not be wearing things that accent a certain build.
Personally, I feel the women in the middle build range look best in them. Probably just me being too picky, though.
Yes, they are quite alluring. Other setups which will increase the average male’s heart beat and/or cause him to openly weep:
- french maid getup
- naughty teacher
- naughty nurse
- sexy police offer
- slutty office worker (see: no pants)
- a naked woman
- latex
- skirt with no panties
- thongs
- a functioning cardiovascular system
They bring me to my happy place.
if you can get the woman to hold two pitchers of beer while wearing them, you have died and gone to heaven.
Alas, I like neither garters nor beer.
De Gustibus Non Disputandum Est.
But it can come off…